“She was once like Whistler’s Mother – now they whistle when she passes.”
Ladies and Gentleman, it is time once again to revisit that late great dynamic lady of song, Madame Spivy LaVoe(1906-1970), also known simply as Spivy. A lesbian entertainer, nightclub owner and character actress, Spivy has been described as “The Female Noel Coward” – to which I add “…. if he was born Bertha Levine in Brooklyn.” You can see earlier posts about her here and here.
I have this pet peeve… it’s a situation that usually occurs at a party or in a bar situation. Someplace with a jukebox or a DJ where the alcohol flows freely. An overplayed 60’s soul hit like Respect or Dock Of The Bay starts to play and some booze bag sloshes over and says “OH I LOVE MOTOWN! I love Aretha and James BROWN and the Shirelles and the Ronettes and OTIS and ALL the rest of the Motown acts.”
Honey. Sit down. Let me get you a glass of water. We need to talk.
Twitter Is Shook By This Insanely Phallic, Newly Discovered Sea Creature. Frankly, So Are We
“Scientists have just released a series of photos of marine animals found in Australia’s eastern abyss, and it’s a pretty swingin’ scene down there. The so-called peanut worm (and why didn’t they just call it the “penis worm” instead of being coy?) is really the most phallic thing imaginable outside of actual penises.” Queerty
Anthony Goicolea
A Winning Design For A New York Monument To Gay And Transgender People
“Just as NYC Pride festivities got underway, Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo had some timely news on Sunday: The artist Anthony Goicolea had been chosen to design the first official monument to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people commissioned by the State of New York. In Mr. Goicolea’s design, the monument takes the form of nine boulders, some bisected with glass that acts as a prism and can emit a subtle rainbow.” New York Times
Norwegians Raise Cash To Re-erect ‘Penis’ Rock
“Trollpikken, a popular tourist attraction, is broken, bearing cracks and holes that suggest it has been vandalised, say experts. Activists are collecting money to repair a penis-shaped rock formation in southern Norway after the popular tourist attraction was found badly damaged.
Joggers on Saturday discovered that the Trollpikken rock formation appeared to have been cut off, and noted drilling holes in the rock – which experts said strongly suggested the rock had been vandalised.” The Guardian
Penis Workout: This ONE Exercise Will Give You Stronger, Longer Erections
“Even men who think they’re doing alright in the bedroom, probably wouldn’t say no to a better erection.
But how can you boost your stamina in the sack?
Well, there’s a workout for your penis that can help strengthen your erections.” Daily Star
Insta-Stud: Santi
“Santi is crowned with today’s inaugural title of DNA Insta-Stud.
We found the stud on Instagram and have gone through his account to share the hottest pics he has on display.” DNA
Cole Money caught Jerry Cabrera working his big uncut stick to some porn. Cole being the horny guy he is, ask Jerry if he could watch too and join the jerk sesh. Jerry showed Cole some hot videos but Cole weaseled his way into talking Jerry into the real deal. They shared their first kiss and the porn player quickly became a forgotten item.
Super horny and couldn’t fall back asleep, Cole Money snuck out of bed with Max Summerfield to see what was in the refrigerator. While walking towards the kitchen, he brisked passed Sean Costin naked and hard horny himself in bed. Cole decided to weasel his way into Sean’s room and make a play at him. Sean already stiff as a board, let Cole wrap his lips right around his curved throbbing cock.
Dmitry Dickov was horny and wanted some anal before dropping off Cole Money at the airport. He turned his personal handy-cam on and stuffed his cock into Cole’s mouth. After being sucked off for a few minutes, Dmitry wanted that hairy asshole. He bent Cole over doggy style and stuck his humongous cock inside of him.
Was Cole Money really having engine problems? Or was Max Summerfield used as a pawn to get Cole’s nut off? Lets pretend we care and just watch Cole seduce Max’s hard bodied cock in his mouth. Cole tasted Max’s sweaty cock dripping down his throat. He then to Max inside to fuck his big booty with his monster cock. This was the biggest cock Max has ever had, and you can tell by his facial expressions that he meant ever moan.
One thing Gayhoopla knew was that an amazing ass like Jimmy‘s deserves a nice fat dick. Cole Money immediately popped into Gayhoopla’s head. His dick is enormous and would look great sliding in and out of Jimmy’s huge cheeks! Cut to a few weeks later, I’m at the airport picking the guys up. Jimmy was nervous about bottoming but was still in good spirits. Jimmy had no idea how large Cole was and I wanted it to be a surprise when Cole dropped his pants.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you? We’ve done a fair coverage of QCrimes in the past but it still shocks us to see how many, hot, porn stars have fallen on the other side of the law. Sometimes for silly things, other times for pretty heavy stuff. Nothing proves better a bad path taken than those vacant stares, those sad, often times dazed, looking eyes. We have curated a list 15 porn stars and their shameful mugshots juxtaposed against their days of former porn glory just for you. We ask you QC reader, how knowing their crooked lifestyle choices affected the perception you had from these porn stars? Do porn stars with troubled past turn you on? Can you still fap to them when they have committed a serious crime in real life? Tell us in the comments!
Some guys were born to show off for the camera, and Cole Money is one of them. The camera loves him and he loves the camera….and his viewers. He has 38 videos in the Gayhoopla archive and the range from playful solos to trios to circle jerks and one memorable 5 some.
And for a limited time you get access to the entire archive and nightly cum shows for only $14.95!! That’s 50% off the FIRST MONTH 🙂 It’s an exclusive offer and won’t last long.
