Soccer dream Cristiano Ronaldo makes maids and working class slobs everywhere stop working just to stare at his God-like crotch in this commercial advertising another commercial that will premiere Sept. 15th—weird? Yes.
Hot? Oh very much yes. We already knew his thighs shot out bolts of lighting. Who knew that his crotch could set the whole world AFLAME?
We’ve long had a QCrush on Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo. So imagine our delight when we found out the soccer stud had recently done a sultry ad campaign for Armani. Armani has a thing for well-hung soccer players —they once roped David Beckham into a pair of their tight briefs. And now Cristiano Ronaldo’s a part of their heat packing players…. hawt!
After watching the video of him getting all sassy with the camera, we could barely control ourselves. And so we created a Cristiano Ronaldo fan club page complete with tons of shirtless pics, bulges, VPLs and VPHs. Whether you’re a soccer fan or not, Ronaldo’s given us a long-running “ball game” that has us wanting to score! Now if only we could see him OUT of those Armani briefs. You can quote us on this: it’s only a matter of time!