This is not a drill, we repeat, this is not a drill!
While on vacation in Italy with his girlfriend, singer Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom was caught naked by the paparazzi and this was not like previous encounters with the media. Orlando was feeling “au naturel” in the Mediterranean and completely stripped off his swimming trunks and, completely unaware of the presence of the cameras too!
The unexpected full-frontal also revealed his smooth butt and his big cock, Katy is a lucky girl! Bush lovers are going to be pleased as the actor has kept his pubes in place too. The best UNCENSORED photos from the set are the ones where he’s sitting on a paddleboard with his penis hanging there in all its glory!
We can’t stress enough that is is not some FELEBS post. This is 100% REAL!
Make the jump to check out actor Orlando Bloom doing a full-frontal. Full uncensored photo set. Are you pleased with the Italian view? Let us know what you think in the comments!
UPDATE 08-05-2016: We have some extra photos, similar to yesterday’s leak but slightly different angles, that seem to corroborate that Orlando Bloom indeed fluffed himself when he decided to let his dick take some fresh Italian air! More after the jump!
UPDATE 08-09-2016: Orlando is back!!! Perhaps he doesn’t want to be upstaged by Bieber or 50Cent. Mr Bloom continues his Naked in Italy Tour 2016. The Pirates of The Caribbean actor went for another swim. This time sporting snazzy red trunks (or are those “Bermies”?) Which he proceeded to remove rather quickly. To reveal, and expose, his smooth and round butt! Are we going to see his penis again? New photos after the jump!
A few of our readers (thank you!) have sent in what they reckoned was a picture of Justin Bieber showing off his erected cock. The Photoshop ninja in us (need proof?) wanted to cry “FAKE!” but we weren’t that sure because it looks kinda legit. But a big part of us wants this to be a really good fake too. So is it or is it not a fake?
We reveal our findings after the jump.
As the year comes to a close, it seems we all like to look back and reflect on the moments that contributed to 2013. And QueerClick is no different. In fact, we really love taking a look back at what you our fans—the heart and soul of Queerclick—clicked on the most or what you commented most on.
And after years of providing you the best of gay porn and sexy-ass fuckers we can find, we’ve sure noticed things have changed over the years. Not to get too sentimental, but we found 2013 to be a defining year that shows what turns you guys on now, as compared to just a few years back. So we compiled some highlights…
Like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives. Or at least the porns of our lives, anyway. And this week was sexier than ever. We celebrated our 20th Guess His Dick post with a hung daddy-type and the return of FELEBs magazine (one of our favorite issues to date, incidentally).
So kick back, relax, and unwind a little. Maybe have a drink. Anyone want to tell us a story from their week? Something smutty, preferably!
Another week gone, QueerClickers. It’s almost summer in some parts of the world (and, ok, almost winter in others), but in either case, we’re keeping the hot guys flowing for you. This week saw a new issue of FELEBS, a sexy surfer GHD contender, and some hot ball-slapping action everywhere else. Not a bad week, all-in-all.
Anyone do anything exciting this week? We count on your, QCers, to keep the obstetricians and antibiotic vendors of the world in business!
Ah, the end of another week here on Planet Unicorn. This week saw the end of one porn career and the start of another.The latest installment of FELEBS showed us what the men of Glee look like sans clothing, our GHD contender gave us a hot beef injection to write home about, and two of our favorite Sean Cody models resurfaced. Not a bad week, all in all.
How was the week on your end, QCitizens?
This week’s QC Roundup just happens to fall on 4/20 (in some areas of Planet Unicorn, at least), so we imagine that most of you are reading this with a giant bag of Cheetos in your hands, in which case we congratulate you on a successfully observed holiday. This week brought all kinds sticky-sweet porn goodness, from this week’s FELEBS magazine to a suit-splitting scene from Men at Play. This week certainly kept our hands busy.
How were your weeks, QueerClickers? Raise your hand if you’ll be spending your weekend picking a stranger’s pubes out of your teeth!
Welcome to the end of another long, hard, throbbing week here at QC. Jerkoff sessions were the name of the game, with more self-gratification than a preacher’s daughter at Bible camp. And we’re pretty sure things were pretty similar on your end, weren’t they?
Everyone survive the week? Any sleazy stories to share? Planet Unicorn was filled with all kinds of goodies this week, including a leaked wank tape, a new FELEBS magazine, and a nude boyfriend of the week to make us drool from every end. Light up a cigarette and get to surfing, QCitizens.
We watched this scene from Season Three premiere of Game of Thrones, shuddered, and laughed. The models from the participating studios that were de-nippled must be very thankful we are no where as nipple hungry as Kraznys mo Nakloz, and we have Photoshop these days.
How did you think the guys look sans nipples, areolas, and belly buttons? Well, we’re sewing them all back, and you may inspect them all again. Hope you had fun this April 1st! 🙂
Craving for more Game of Thrones? QC has brought this fantasy seven kingdoms to greater heights in FELEBS, where you watch Johnny Rapid ride his way to the crown in the GOT 60-page issue.
And we wonder how much of our previous years’ April Fools antics you remember. Go right after the jump to see the complete year-by-year report.
This week was the first week of spring in some parts of Planet Unicorn. Which means that for some, the Ice is thawing, boners are beginning to bloom, and skank top season is right around the corner. Hooray!
How was your week, QueerClickers? Ours was great, thanks for asking. This week brought us a sexy wrestler, a new FELEBS post, and an odd combination of new twitter followers. Sit back, relax, and rub one out as you prepare to celebrate the weekend.
