QueerClick

"Wow - Auditions for the Pointer Sisters ,
I'm THERE! "

I'd rather sit on it!

Man it's always Marsha Marsha Marsha and never me!

where's the listings for massages with release?

Fuck, which way back to my locker?

"student nudists' association meeting tonight"-dude, I wonder if I should go.

Which add are you pointing at? show me you one eyed diving rod!

Now where did I put that thumbtack...

"Now this is funny. This note from Dick just won't stay up. But ..."

Thought we'd chip in with the fun!

"You mean after all that cum and it still wouldn't stick!!??"

Wow! all male swim team tryouts, now that gives me wood!

No one at the highschool ever suspected the janitor's bulletin board fetish until his love of thumbtacks led to tragedy.

"I'm so horny his phone number's making me hard"

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship. Must be clean and have extra set of clothing!!!

Jim Bob learns the embarassment of a TYPO :

Meet in the Hallway at Noon with your entry for the class President erection.

Hallway Monitor Productions presents:

Free Willy , the uncut version

Jim Bob discovers that even bulletin boards
bring annoying pop- ups.

OMG! I'm so excited. I can't believe I made the team!

"Damn, I could have sworn the ad for the apt. said 'NO PANTS' allowed, not 'PETS'!"

Perhaps Jim was a little too excited that he made the final cut!

Lost: All of my clothes... Please call me if found. HUGE Reward offered!

Lost and Found: Third Floor

"OMG, He's 20, single and sexy!!!"

Cher is gonna tour again?!?! Fuckin 'A'!!!

Craig's List for the technology-challenged.

"Hmmm. A perma-wood support group. I wonder if I qualify..."

"Even in these multimedia times, the blind must continually search for porn in braille."

"Geez, I wonder why all the people I live with kick me out..... oh well.... time to find a new roomate!!"

I FOUND THE GOLDEN TICKET!!

"Now lets see, which gym class do I have next”?

the office is that way !

Fuck! I'm so late! The blue pill will last me another 10 minutes, where the hell is that orgy suppose to be? I'm sure I saw that flyer hidden here somewhere last night! UGH!

where's the nearest hole when you need one!

THIS ADD SAYS "wow FREE BLOW JOBS" then the guy says, "Man i knew i picked a good day to come to the gym and i am glad i dont need the buy one get one free coupon today."

The lead in The Music Man?!? I guess my flute playing skills paid off. I Got the Part! I got the Part!

Bob is disappointed to learn the boy scout meeting has been cancelled since the Enzyte male enhance tablets he is now taking has made him so popular.

Dammit, where did they need the male nude model for the art 101 class?

LOST AND NUDE: THIRD FLOOR

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