Overheard At The Water Cooler

"Danny Roberts (Real World New Orleans), who recently moved to NYC, had paid a visit to a gay strip joint and spent a lot of money on a very young Latin boy stripper. He also swapped numbers with a couple (one is a martial arts instructor and the other a Latin like Danny likes) I know, who invited him over 2 nights later and spent hours fucking the aggressive little bottom all night...they said he wasn't all that great in the sack and has a small penis!!"
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Oh wow, so much controversy going on in here! We thought we might as well post Danny's ding dong so you have some visual aid to continue the debate. It's tumescent so that eliminates any "shower/grower" defenses. The size thang? It's very subjective... well unless you have a dick like this.
(Thanks thedude!)
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reality television star = future has-been
Catty...
what gay strip club in nyc? they are all gone....i live in nyc.
Ok, are we throwing stones here? Cause I'm sure any one of you lot would not hesitate to do the same, especially not having to worry about what the press might say.
I also love how they always just have to add how small a celebrity's penis is. Grow up already.
I was TOTALLY enjoying the visualization of this story (with both heads) until the "tell all" turned bitchy in the last sentence. Come on! Let us enjoy his adorable face and the hot fantasy. Why be mean and ugly? Um, QC editor, feel free to forward his number to me; unlike that narrator, I'm not a size queen and I'd be HAPPY to see him in my bed anytime.
EDITOR: Sorry, but we do not share numbers in our lil black book. In any case, I do not have his number. lol.
he has a small penis??
That doesn´t matter!!!!!!!!!! he´s totally hot!!!!
one of my absolute dream boys!!!!
@ joe
yeah that narrator sucks
anyway i like small cocks :)
Awww didums is de baby cwying cos someone said his penis is small oh boo f*ckin hoo...
Yea and if it was reported he had a big 9 incher all you would all be bitchin that it was a lie!!!!!!
tsk tsk, that's not very nice to fuck-and-tell... he's a bottom so dick size don't matter anyway. Do they have any pics (with Danny) they won't mind posting on QC? hehe
I have no idea who this boy is but
who is the aggressive bottom? Is it him?
Hey thats GREAT! I luv the fact hes got a small fick! THANKS for letting us know QC =)
Agressive bottoms aren't required to have a big cock as long as hes got a tight ass and enjoys being fucked and can be stimulated to orgasm. Hes definietly very cute and I actually like him MORE now that its reported hes got a small cock!
Looks like he took on "kiss 'n tell."
Gorgeous face, made all the more sexy knowing he's gay a bottom and has a small one :D
Danny might have a small penis - there is a picture out there on the net - but he is cute as hell - even as he rapidly approaches 30 years old.
He's intelligent, educated, nice body, extremely good looking. What's not to like? Small penis? Trivial considering all his other attributes.
Glad to see not all gay folks are that superficial!
the thing i have to remember - big city gays are used to big cocks - if it's not 8 inches or more, then it is considered small - he may be average and more in line with what we 'rural gays' may be used to - regardless, he is cute as all get out - my other thought is that for anyone to make such a catty remark as "he wasn't that great in the sack ... bla bla bla" - then for me that sounds like maybe they weren't that great or maybe they had a hard time keeping up with 'agressive bottom' and also why the hell would you spend two hours fucking someone who wasn't that great -
bet he takes a cum facial nicely -
BJ
This is exactly why much of the mainstream doesn't take Gay America seriously. This item was catty and immature.
Also, who cares about Danny's penis size? (What is this, high school?) He's hot and I'd do him in a heartbeat.
Man...talk about perpetuating fickle gay stereotypes. I am really dissapointed about this quote. This is one of the reason why people (even in the gay community) have a problem with the gay community. It's a shame...
"and spent hours fucking the aggressive little bottom all night...they said he wasn't all that great in the sack"
If he's so bad, why the hours all night?
Small is in the eye of the beholder. If you have to deduct a couple of inches from all the bragging ads that promise 7" or 8" then it's a good bet we should add one or two for every anonymous dis that claims someone is small. And that shot that went around the Web six or eight years ago which showed Danny masturbating (reportedly released by a disgruntled college ex) revealed a very pretty, normal-sized cock, which most of you would be pleased to have (in every sense of the word).
Danny is handsome, charming, and unlike a lot of 'Real World' alumni, is actually trying to make the world a slightly better place while earning a living. He's one Boy Next Door that is welcome to move into my building any time.
And if he is an "aggressive little bottom" who loves getting fucked for hours on end, how can he also be bad in the sack? Doesn't add up.
We love you, Danny!
Hmmm seems like there is a Danny Roberts "fan" here keeps changing his name and using the word catty - LOL pathetic!
Nah its got nothing to do with being catty, its just some small cocked biatches having a whinge...
LMAO!!!! Duh like WHY would anyone take the Advocate SERIOUSLY???
Well if it was reported that Britney had a large clit I suppose that would be alright then? LOL! Oh cummon! Why are the size queens getting soooooo worked up??? Its laughable that you guys are takin it so serious!!!
I dont care how big his dick is (as long as it is there...lol). Danny is fucking gorgeous.
Why did they spend hours fucking someone who wasn't any good? Personally, I haven't met an agressive bottom boy that wasn't good in the sack.
Danny is CUTE! And kudos to him for getting lots of publicity this way too :) so who's manipulating who here? haha!
Its interesting that there are a lot of commenters here defending a "celebrities" small cock, yet if it was a Porn model they would be critizing it!
I hope this is actually true... I would hate to find out he's actually got a big dick...
Hes v cute and luv his tiny penis wish we can see some pics of it here
Danny is not a nice person trust me...I know him from Seattle. He is a major asshole and very phony.He has used so many people and that is a big reason he had to leave Seattle. Not that it matters but let me be clear when I tell you he does not have a nice body at all.
Size Queens...what can you do with 'em except pray that some day they get impaled on one of those ginormous cocks they seem to think is the epitome of someone's sexual worth...see how enamored they are of gargantuan dicks when they get anal fissures.
Grow up is an understatement-it's more like "get human" and stop being so fucking mind-numbingly limited in your view of sexuality and sensuality.
Do tell more JSEA.
There are subtle differences between 'celebrity' and 'porn model'. Try looking them up in a dictionary, you may yet be enlightened.
There is a picture floating around the net of him nude and w/ an erection (you don't have to look to hard to find it). He looks to be well fit to me and his willy is a nice size and shape - I would not say small by any measure (unless your comparison is a whale). I agree w/ many of the comments above; he seems to be a grounded lad and is doing something positive with his life and 'celebrity.' Let's leave the catty remarks to the moronic porn model's shall we?! ;)
Well normally I'm more diplomatic but to hell with these faux-stars and more power to whoever and all who have decided to be bitchy and catty on this boy bimbo.
ouch.
he's played, im over it.
I don't know if that bit of catty gossip is true, but if it is I don't care i've had a crush on Danny every since the 8th grade when I watched him on Real World.
He's still adorable.
i just found the nude pic in the net: hot hotter danny roberts!!!!
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1953/robertsfullhc2.jpg
Looks big enough to me.
Strip Bars, Swapping numbers, getting laid, small (average really) penis............ Nice to see celebritys are just like gay (normal) America.
Go on Danny!
I too have had a crush on Danny since I was in middle school and watching him on the Real World. Sigh.. He's such a cutie. As far as the dick goes, who cares? Not one person is perfect... But in my book, Danny is pretty damn close... ;)
Danny was also out at the gay bars this past weekend and treid to pick up my friends who happen to be boyfriends. They knew who he was from the show but didn't think he looked that great in person and thought he was so full of himself. They talked to a friend in Atlanta and they said he slept with half the town and screwed over a lot of guys and that you should avoid him at all costs. He loves the gay bars so I am sure if you are in new york you will see and he loves threesomes and will hit on you if you have a boyfriend. But please be warned he is a really dickhead. His boyfriend Paul left him well over a year ago and is now in love with someone else who doesn't cheat on him or bring home diseases.
still played, and over it.
I want to know where the picture came from. Is it from the QC archives or is this recent? By the way, I think the dude and his dick look GREAT. No complaints on the size here whatsoever.
i love how he looks different in each picture, and so sexy in all of them, especially the last three.
I had no idea who Danny was until just a few minutes ago. He's cute though.
The Real World star was out this weekend cruising the new york gays bars and he hit on some guys I know who happen to have boyfriends. They told him they had boyfriends but he didn't care. This doesn't seem like a good role model for the gay community to me. He was also with a very drunk and very obnoxious skinny friend who was telling everyone that he has fucked his famous real world friend, that is how he refered to him in his very drunk state. They were both messy.
is it me or is that picture photoshopped? his face doesnt seem to fit the rest. am i crazy?
where did the pic of Danny and his hot cock come from? Is it real or Photoshopped?
He is a hot lil fucker!
DANNY! Nice to see him again.
I hate to admit this but I had a huge crush on him during the RW New Orleans run (I'm sure I'm alone though).
Danny was a complete ass when he went to U of GA. That nude pic of him is from at least that long ago (1997).
Wow, if that really is him, that is one nice looking package - altogether, not just the cock ;-)
There was a time long ago when a young Danny Roberts appears for 1st time on Tv on a reality show, and he said someting that hits me deep down inside, he said (I think it was at the final episode): " I can't change the way people think about gay pople but what I'm doing i guess may change it ...". Well... I'm dissapointed now. Welcome to the REAL world huh ? Yes, let's go back to the real world.
This is NOT a fake or Photoshop! And to be honest, I dont think its really either that big or small. Just average size, I would certainly give him a good banging (if I ever got the chance lol!)
Cool - nice cock - thanks for posting QC :)
Nice pic showing he has a quite nice cock, yeah I think its not that big, but I wouldnt call it tiny. He looks like he would be a dirty biatch in the sack LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tyler GET GLASSES! Look at the left side of his chest! Why is his face crystal clear and yet his right side so burry and out of focus. This shit aint real. I wish it were but it aint.
It was pointed out as fake a while ago, so don't get your hopes up boys. But yeah, he's a celebrity, if a minor one, and they never live up to our fantasies. He's preety to look at (very preety actually) but I am much more interested in actual people who are not mostly fantasy (or worse, playing it up for kicks, as some have mentioned).
Looks pretty genuine to me! To the retard "GET GLASSES" if you knew anything about camera work you would realize that this is called "depth of field" depending on the aperture setting, you can achieve this effect. Also, with a digital camera, the software algorithms work by looking at reflective surfaces, ie the amount of luminescence reflected back to the camera. The reason for this is that eyes are usually the main focus of a picture, and this is to automatically focus in on that area. Hence the reason that blurring occurs away from the main source of the picture. As a professional photographer, I can assure you that this is a very good picture and more than likely genuine. If you also look at the David Beckham pictures posted on this site (will be a few pages back now) you will see that the whole picture is genuine too, the questionable parts causing debate are the tattoos (seems likely during the period of that photo shoot he only had those tattoos during that time) and the other doubt it body/head size. The reason most people can't accept either of these pictures as genuine is that a) they are celebrity pics and people "assume" they would never allow such a picture to be taken and b) woth the advent of Photo Shop and some very good graphic artists around most things can be cropped, altered, etc. Most tellingly though, as any graphic artist/photgrapher will tell you is that neither the Danny Roberts pic nor the David Beckham pic show the "tell tale" signs of being tampered with in this way. Of course I also realize that there are those who would NEVER believe a picture just because its a celeb cock, thats entirely up to them of course lol!!!!
He lived in Brooklyn. And the last time I checked, there were no strippers at G. So who's kidding who now?
Well if your going to be that picky Gabe, first you have to be accurate - the post doesn't actually state the strip club was in NYC does it? It could even be he went to one before he moved there or he visited one at a different city even though he lives in New York, did you even consider that? The point here is what the stripper said, its a "Kiss and Tell" story, something that is frowned upon, but the revelation about his alledged cock size and performance in bed is what is of interest. So it looks like your assumption that the strip joint was in NYC isn't entirely accurate and that would mean that your theory doesn't exactly hold up either does it? I guess you need to be more accurate in your observations Gabe in future before you write a comment don't you?
I think its cool these pics are up funny story too haha! :)
His penis looks average, about 6-7. Like mine. Not small, not big. Just average. Is he a bottom? Meh, either way, Danny's adorable. Sucks about the public knowing about your sexual life though.
Ah the beauty of fame... they put it out there, they'll do anything for it... and then... then cry when its not the publicity they want!
Probably been put out by his publicist, no doubt he trying to get from being C rated up to a B? Well they say that any publicity you can get is good, whether bad or not. Personally he should be thankful he even gets a look, OK hes quite cute but its not like hes talented or anything is it?
I dont know what all the fuss is about. The little prick has a little prick! LOL!
I love Danny!
Sorry, but this really was proven to be fake a while ago, and it even looks kinda fake. QC, can your friends who fucked him confirm that these are real? I know it's a stretch to ask, but how else can we know for sure? (Not that this picture isn't in my spank-bank either way!)
i'd do him
I think he's probably not bothered about being here on QC, in fact he's probably glad of the publicity - nice to see he hasn't complained about it. Sometimes saying nothing confirms it right?
The pic is an obvious fake. The head doesn't quite match the body.
Didn't he admit to having these pictures taken a few years ago? Look genuine to me, and HOT! Hes got nothing to be ashamed of there, perfectly good looking cock size, nice balls too, I bet he's proud to know he turning on so many gay fans here! Thanks Danny I think you're lovely :*
I think Brandon's comment hit the nail on the head! How sad it is that in today's society that no matter what good a gay "celebrity" accomplishes, there are those bitter individuals that will try to tear them down as nyctopper and BPM attempted to do. Based on the first sentence alone, I suspect that those two comments were written by the same bitter individual. Grow up guys!!!
I read Brandons comment and I guess he wrote that before he saw Dannys OK sized, I dont think its either big or small, just OK. And I've never had a problem with smaller cocks either, the point here is that a B Celeb has had some dirt dished up on him (true or not) and got some publicity. Can't see why there are so many getting their tits-in-a-tizzy over this? Danny should be proud that he is an out gay man and not bothered by any rumours or gossip (which, by the way, go with getting "fame"). His "stardom" wasn't exactly forced on him now was it?
It was hardly "proved" that this pic was fake. If some of you took the trouble to read all the messages you'd know that the photo was first released after his "Real World" appearance, but was said to have been taken while he was in college by an ex-boyfriend, who, like some here, thought Danny was an ass and released this pic to hurt him. I believe Danny half-heartedly denied it was real at first, but the consensus then was that it was real. Frankly, he looks like he's 'in the zone,' and the body parts all look like they're in the proper proportions. Perhaps he is shallow and a user. Wouldn't be the first or last cute guy to try to perpetually cash in on his looks or fame. And he isn't a 'role model,' he's a person, good and bad.
first off,
IN THE KNOW....
GET A LIFE! GO OUT AND TAKE SOME PICTURES INSTEAD OF WRITING WHAT LOOKS LIKE A NOVEL ON THE COMMENTS PAGE.
ok, now im going to work you thru this. look at his chest. compare the left from the right. also, tell me why the right side of his chest looks like its cut in two. and why its blurry all around the chest and the arm (much how using the retouch tool in photoshop blurs pics).
and if its true that this was taken while he while he was in college - it wasnt with a digital camera. so shut up about the digital stuff. as for the beckham pic, why is it that the british media have said NOTHING about it. he's their hero,it would make sense for the tabloids to cash in.
like tyler, get some glasses, enroll yourself in a photography program, and go outside and take some pics.
love... jack
its average size, i think its perfect.
Are you kidding me? Danny may not be huge but he is by no means small. This is coming from someone who is fortunate enough to be nine inches. He is not only gorgeous but his penis is beautiful. It reminds me of a smaller version of my own. The aesthetics and symetrics are perfect.
fuck me danny, fuck me danny, fuck me danny!
what a beautiful man... goshly...
I don't know if it is an old pic, new pic...whatever. Danny was hot as hell on the real world and from what i see he is still that way.
And for the size queens that say its a small cock...... ??????????
Looks just the right size for a lot of us out there.
this picture isn't real! it's been online for a long time and it's totally photoshopped. can't you tell?
Hes a beautiful man with an absolutely perfectly cut cock,a great width & length. Id suck that anyday! Anybody who says its small,lets see yours,is it any bigger or nicer? Put up or shut up! If its not enough 4 u,perhaps u should try sticking watermelons up your ass!?