American Idol Watch: Bruce and His Daddy
Like our friends at Dlisted, our drooling over contestant Bruce quickly turned to cringing when he explained that the key necklace around his neck fit in the heart his father wears around his neck. Bruce has never kissed a girl (perhaps a guy?) because he's saving himself for his future wife. Bruce's father will give the heart necklace to Bruce's wife when they get married.
And some people think we're the queer ones!
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I think maybe we ought to make certain what he means by the word "Daddy." Sugar, anyone?
Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick. How fucking sappy.
I myself thought he was cute, but I much preferred the cowboy/farmer who sings on his tractor. He was HOT!!!!
EDITOR: OH yes he was!
What a controlling, manipulative father. If that kid is old enough to have a receding hairline, he's old enough to make his own decisions. Kid, here's some advice: fuck enough chicks before you get married so that you can tell if your wife is a good lay. You gonna spend your life with someone who can't make you cum hard?
Extremely cringe worthy *shudder* !!!
Did you see Ryan Seacrest checking out his ass when he came out of that room? Anybody got a clip of that?
"Daddy Dearest" comes to mind. I'll wait for the movie.
The way his 'daddy' was looking at him right before they were about to merge the 2 trinkets together sure didn't seemed like parental love to me. Mrs/Mr Garrison would be so jealous of Bruce's relationship with his dad :P
Is that also the key to the closet?
I smell pedophilia.
And awkwardness.
-K
This is what America is going to be like if Mike Huckabee becomes president. Just a warning!
I think this is too gay, even by queerclick standards! There should be a new vocabulary word created just for this type of behavior. As soon as I think of one, I'll let you know...
EDITOR: LOL Thank you!
That was one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. That kid needs to grow a pair and tell his dad that he's an adult and can make his own decisions. Also lol to the comment about the hair line.
so does anyone remember the name of the singing cowboy on the tractor??
Can anyone say "brainwashed"?! JFC. It's one things to want to stay a virgin until you're married (I'm not for that option at all, of course! But I can respect it.). But it's quite another not to even kiss someone, especially your future spouse. Get real! I don't know how old this kid is, but he's definitely been manipulated by his freaky dad (who, for some strange reason, I suspect has a very "wide stance").
I had a co-worker from India who was 26 and had never touched or kiss a girl before. His parents were busy back in India helping him with an arranged marriage. I thought it was odd a first, but then I started to get it. Their approach is you marry your wife and then you find love in your wife.
They selected a beautiful smart virgin 23yrs old (medically checked), who came back to the states with him and they are very very happy with 2 kids 5 years later.
That being said, this is the United States and this is not how we do things. I can almost see if this was daddy's little girl, but not with the son. At least give momma the heart to wear and whole.
I'll betcha he'll get some proposals now that this has been aired.
I wonder can he beat off or is that a sin too.
Yea, the country guy on his tractor was HOT. I'm glad they let him through -- now we can see more of him!
I also noticed that Ryan totally was checking out his ass when he exited the audition room. was so fucking funny
His next song was, "My Heart Belongs to Daddy" from "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane". lol
oh geez .. when the key locked with the heart .. we shouldn't perverse this touching scene with our own dirty minds .. i'm sure daddy will be right there waiting and teaching the newlyweds the right way !