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And as you know we have a new thermal imaging camera in the studio today...

I forecast about ten inches of wide, curved cock. It's all red and swollen, and it's gonna stretch out a long way and penetrate a lot of places!

Also calling for heavy rain - when my nuts burst and shower you in my hot, thick, ropy four-day load.

Let's swing over to Dick Hancock and this Friday's fore(skin)cast. Today's "segment" is sponsored by Viagra. Looks like another long, hot one stretching all the way through the prolonged weekend.

This warm front will be pushing its way into Pennsylvania sometime after midnight. When it does, temperatures will rise rapidly, and you'll definitely want to wear a raincoat, because when this thing comes, it's going to be really juicy.

Oooooooooh all the waaaaaaaay...OHIO! :)

We're predicting a smattering of the white sticky stuff in the northeast tonight!

And now, Peter Johnson with the weather. "Folks in Ohio are tonight, are bracing the huge thrust of this unusual spring system which will be blowing all night and is expected to drop inches and inches. Although the last time we saw a system like this, forecasters had predicted it to last through the night only to be let down when it moved in and out rapidly, this one appears stronger and harder and if you must go out, remember to wear your rain coats and rubbers."

We have a HUGE front moving in from the west.

Pardon my radioactive cock. It seems to extra-active tonight.

"As you can see Mother Nature is being a real dick today."

Now tomorrow's forecast with Dixon Ormis:
"A penetrating shaft of heat will have the midwest throbbing, but relief is on the way. This phenomenon of ripping fire is a result of the El Pene, known for creating a big mess in the northeast."

Storms are COMING to Pennsylvania later tonight...

CUM will be storming over Penisallveinia later tonight!

And now moving over to Ivor Biggun for the lastest news on the size of that Penis shaped cloud covering America today!

Oh, well, Looks like Pennsylvania is getting fucked!!

Check out my warming trend!

Hardon forcast...

Folks the forecast looks like we're going to have the heat long and hard for the next couple of weeks.

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah, It's Raining Men.