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As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, we at QC find it is important to remember some of the highlights--and lowlights--of this last week's feast of men. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it's time for QC's new weekly porn recap PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!

Did you know that there are gay porn superheroes? Well apparently Randy Blue did. This last week Mr. Blue treated us with Damian Rios (that's his real name...RIGHT?) We should mention that Eddie was involved somehow, but who could notice with Damian Rios in the same film! As soon as the sunbathing Damian Rios (yes you have to say his whole name every time) rolled over onto his back to reveal his cute Latin ass we were smitten. We loved to watch Damian Rios put his superpowers to work as he flipped with Eddie for one hot session by the pool. Damian Rios has the hottest star-spangled tattooed stomach, which kind of reminded us of Wonder Woman's panties, and we must say his ripped abs look glorious as he bounced up and down Eddie's flagpole--that's a superpower in our book. Just give that boy a golden bondage lasso and sign us up! Way to save the day Damian Rios--or in this case--way to save the gay!

Who loves to ski? Well apparently Sean Cody does. Being an ex-Mormon from the mountains of Utah, Sean Cody probably just assumed snow capped mountains can put a boy in the mood to suck some cock. Well he was right. Harley, Addison, Devin, & Berke took to the slopes and then took to one another's poles with the speed of an Olympic skier. And if the sex wasn't hot enough, Cody treated us to one of his signature behind the scenes. These guys have amazing chemistry and we love the way sex seems always on the back of their minds. Our favorite was seeing Harley give Devin his 21st Birthday Card after pounding the cake out of him. We didn't care if Mr. Cody orchestrated it; it was probably one of the most endearing things we've seen. Ahh, let's hear it for Sean Cody's Fuckfest.

Speaking of hot Sean Cody boys we wish there were some on Fratmen. We here at QC understand that some people are a little shy, but come on Fratmen. It's like watching porn with out the volume on. Whereas Sean Cody boys at least seem turned on with their moaning and playfulness, Jayden and Sam seemed like two deer in headlights. The chemistry is zilch. It seems like someone literally put a gun to these boy's heads and we think gay lurve deserves more than that. I mean can't they at least make eye contact? Even Addison's solo from SC was filled with moans and squirms. We're not asking for the boys to be yellers like the BelAmi boys (really Keanu...lil' much) but being scared stiff, scares us away.

Have you been Sticky lately? Well if you haven't you should be. Although, the post featuring Justin Timberlake's newest film THE LOVE GURU disheartened us. The film looks terrible, but we want to see it because Timberlake is shirtless for half the movie. Sadly his man bulge was too much for the big screen. QC's own Steve Prince has been to a JT concert on the front row. He was even lucky enough to inappropriately grope the boy and confirms, "Bitch is packin!" You heard it here.

The amateurs are in full effect on the QC this week. Our first fella, BEAUTIFUL STRANGER, has got us all in a twitter here at the QC office. Even though changing your QCam name to BEAUTIFUL STRANGER is a bit self-indulgent we can't fault you too much Mr. Stranger because we must say we are in LUST (and ok, we planted that name in the first place). The nice pouty lips, strong jaw line, that furry chest, and those eyelashes. Who is this mysterious boy and will we see more of him...let's hope so.

Speaking of amateurs, let's give it up for Mount St. Semen. We've deemed him "Sir Cum-a-lot" at the QC and boy does he. In the video you can't see his nuts, but they have to be the size of coconuts to hold that much load. The craziest part is that he does it not once, not twice--no he's a three times a lady shooter. We here at QC are in awe. In fact, words do not do it justice. Sign on to QueerClique and see for yourself. Don't miss the second video that came with our cartons of milk.

Still haven't had enough? Well neither have we. That's why we'll be back next week for another helping of PataPorn With Chinpoko.

~ CHINPOKO!