Damn, that’s huge! Actually, that is an understatement when talking about Theo’s 8 inch thick and juicy cock. Theo, the newest cutie at Blake Mason, has a great toned and slim body, baby blue eyes that will melt your heart, and of course that monster cock. It doesn’t take him long to get down to “business” and start stroking that monster of a cock. For those of you that like lots of cum, you will not be disappointed with this update. This is one guy that just lets the juices flow and flow and flow. Enjoy.
These two start kissing softly as Robbie rubs his growing crotch. The tee shirts are the first to go as they get back to more kissing and licking, exploring each other’s necks and pits as they go. It isn’t long before Kirk is fumbling for Robbie’s belt buckle to get at what he has to offer. Once his rock hard cock is freed it trades its cotton confines for a much warmer one once Kirk wraps his talented mouth around it. Robbie moans as he gets his cock worked over by an eager Mr. Cummings. “Yeah, suck that dick!” he coos as he eggs Kirk on.
Paper or plastic? It’s a lose-lose situation. Go with paper and you’re tearing down trees and rainforests and killing Bambi. Go with plastic, and it’ll be in a landfill for at least 10 to 20 years. Mother Nature is a harsh and unforgiving mistress. Fuck with her now and she’ll fuck your children later.
Thankfully, you can sidestep this ecological conundrum by using Furoshiki, the Japanese tradition of using cloth to wrap and carry things. This instructional video above presents the perfect, eco-minded, and stylish solution for gift wrapping and grocery shopping.
Let’s face it, masturbation gets boring. There are only so many whack off maneuvers, inflatable fuck-me dolls deflate and cause chafing, and not everyone can afford the yoga classes or rib-removal surgery for sucking their own dick— what’s a boy to do?!? Well, now the brilliant sex scientists in the UK have thought of the perfect way to bring handjobs into the 21st century with the Monkey Spanker! Slap boxing your one-eyed chimp has never been more enjoyable. Simply lube up the soft, stretchy ding-ring, turn on the vibrator, and insert your rigid meat bat into the pleasure paddle. Then flog your log for hours (or minutes) until the wondrous blowjob-like vibrations induce a mind-shattering orgasm that will make you ejaculate thick lassos of jism onto your eyes, family photographs, and stuffed animals. Whether you’re a seasoned snake charmer or a beginning baloney bopper, The Monkey Spanker makes a great gift for any barmitzvah, bachelor party, or funeral. Friends, co-workers, and family members all love the Monkey Spanker— it’s small, easy to clean, and even comes with batteries! Go out and get one (or five) today! DISCLAIMER: No actual monkeys were spanked or otherwise harmed in the making of this product. Several plastic gnomes however were horribly clubbed to death.
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Ben couldn’t wait service this hot, nervous straight guy, not only because he is so hot, but also because Ben would be the first guy to put his mouth on Gus’ cock! Ben slurped and sucked Gus’ big uncut cock and licked it up and down like a lollipop! Gus really got off on having a cocksucker worship his cock but he was taken off guard when Ben started licking his hairy balls and he really liked it! Between the moaning, groaning and slurping Gus spewed a huge wad of Straight Guy seed that landed all over his hairy abs
It takes balls to come out of the closet. Balls can be helpful, anyway, especially when you’re just getting started.
This 3-minute film, The Closet (directed by Stewart Handler and written by Richard Bloom) is heartbreaking and inspiring. Yeah, the metaphors are obvious and the dialogue simple, but the images are rich and the silence unsettling. We hope you like it.
When straight young Chris first arrived at First Auditions central, he absolutely refused to allow men to do anything more than hold his penis and was terrified at the idea of anything going up his ass. How quickly straight guys’ resolve crumbles when they are desperate for cash! Here Chris grudgingly submits to being perversely groped, anally violated and jerked off by eager male hands.
Come on Chris, judging by the stonking hard on you grew you couldn’t have hated it that much! See this straight boy’s utter shame at First Auditions!
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!!
Gay Straight Guys
Okay, Chinpoko is confused. I didn’t know whether to laugh or get turned on. I know, let’s do both! These two boys are hot, Hot, HOT, and funnier than that a fart in church. I mean, Chinpoko has ALWAYS thought that sports are nothing but a big homo-free-for-balls, and I love that MADTV is clever enough to poke fun at the super “straight” guys out there. Maybe some of our favorite porn stars should take a look… Chris Rockway anyone? Hmmm…
Harley vs. Simon
Czap… a… lin… su… no, that’s not it. Cziplons… no. Crapsinme… no. Well no wonder Simon changed his name to Harley— no one can say Simon’s last name!!! But who really cares? He’s still on fire. Simon, Harley, Cheeze Wiz… Chinpoko could care less what his real name is. The way Harley gave it to Addison in their flip fuck on Sean Cody… mmmm. How bout Czaplinski changes his name to “Chinpoko’s bitch!” Atta girl!
[EDITOR’S NOTE: The above-mentioned Split Identity post has been removed at the model’s request.]
It’s late at night. You’re at the gym and have just finished up your workout. They’ll be closing up soon and you’re all alone. You’re hot, sweaty and extremely horny. As you head to the showers all you can think about is getting home to rub one out. Or perhaps you’ll do it in the showers since nobody is around. Then you see him. That cute guy you were eying up earlier but had to be sly so he didn’t see you.