Bro jobs need a separate Bro Job Kit.

Blowjobs can be really fucking messy&mdash there's head-cheeze, nut butter, knob slobber, and the occasional bonus round rim chunks (if you're really serious about him).

That's why we bring you The Blow Job Kit! The Blow Job Kit includes gloves, an apron, oversleeves and a hairnet to make sure you keep clean and jizz free! Add your own edible lube and Enya or Coldplay album to ensure the blow job is intense, yet sensibly restrained.

The UK-based website FindMeAGift.com also has other crazy ass gifts such as a sudokube, a Borat Mankini, arse/face soap, and even Ball Scratchers for Executive Gentlemen.

Looks like Hannukah and Mother's Day are both covered...

Via Sticky.