QueerClick

"hello fire department, please send a truck, my penis is on fire"

ew

You can't hear me - oh my aerial's gone down!

"What? No mom...I said they stole all my clothes."

omg ya wont believe it ! some bitch is after dying her hair the same colour !!!!!

Hey dude, are you sure you didn't think that these shoes weren't too orange?

Do you think having orange pubes makes my dick look larger?

Dr. Seuss party

"Man.... you won't believe this.... I finally found out who my mother is !!!"

No, I can't come home now, mum. I can't find my trousers.

Leeloo's long lost half-brother shows up unexpectedly.

ah huh, ah huh,... yeah... and it's all Red and Shit !

"Yeah, dying my pubes orange is a real attention-getter... or it could just be the fact that I'm totally nekkid, I'm in shape and I have a heavy unit."

mmm! I'm in love! I love fucking white boys especially them Gingers! I'd fuck his pink little hole any day!

the naked clown show was last week. this week, it's dancing acrobats.

I SEE LELLOO IN THE BACKGROUND! (From the Fifth Element movie.)

Omg Mom this fall seasons hair color is all the Rage!

I'm Mr Green Christmas I'm Mr Sun.

can you hear me now?

Multipass.

FIRECROTCH!

it's yellow!

After spilling his yellow easter-egg dye on his lap and shoes, Johnny grabs his bike to run to the store to buy a razor to shave off his horribly discolored and vinegar scented pubes.