PataPorn With Chinpoko

Hey now, don't pull up those pants yet kiddos. QC isn't done with you yet. Our queer connoisseur, Chinpoko, has been poking his little head into all things sexy. We try to control him, but honestly he and Toby do whatever they want around the office. Can't say we didn't warn you. But don't sweat it too much—just get naked and relax because it's time to PataPorn With Chinpoko!

My roommate is an ass.

Sailor Costume Levi
Levi is hot, Levi is sexy, Levi has a beautiful dick....
Levi looks uncomfortable. I know the world of porn is known for its actors, but give us something Levi. Don't get me wrong. Chinpoko would love to anchor his buoy, hoist is sail, or swab his "deck"—Levi is a good-looking guy, for sure. Still, these pictures remind me a bit of those uncomfortable eighth-grade pictures that you really don't want anyone to see again.

But his face...?

French swimmer, Frédérick Bousquet
How do you say "butterface" in French? Well, some QCers have already commented that Frédérick Bousquet is just that—everything looks good, "but her face". Actually, I disagree; Chinpoko thinks Frédérick has a great European look and I would love to lock lips with that boy—had I lips. And if you've been passing the porn with me at all, then you know that I love me a boy with a tattoo. Do you think I could fuck him while he wears the medal? P.S. That's hot!

We love you, beercan cumbuns...

Brian, Fratmen.tv
Adorable face, hot smooth chest, tight lil' stomach—Brian has got it all. Then—THAT HUGE FAT BEER-CAN DICK. Goodness, my mouth literally dropped. Okay, I don't have a mouth, but if I did have a mouth it would drop for Brian—it actually would drop and do a lil' bit more. Chinpoko really isn't that religious, but if I do die one day—I'd like to think I would go to Fratmen heaven. Wouldn't I look adorable with angel wings?

All dicks, except one

Dickipedia on Sticky
I'm a little bit offended that I'm not on this list. I mean, come on! I am a dick. Still, I appreciate the effort. Scrolling through Sticky, I found this link to Wikipedia's list of all people that act like dicks. It's pretty funny and for the most part, right on.

Do it, Chase! DO IT!

Chase Crawford
Check out the top ten of things you don't know about the Gossip Girl hottie. My favorite is "He loves children so much he gets emotionally when they get hurt." Ahh, Chase Crawford!!! Sweet, sensible, and down to earth? I love this man. I can only hope that one day his character will have a gay sex scene with any one of the other cast members of Gossip Girl. Ahh, I can only hope.

Oh God! Chinpoko has a headache. With all this blood rushing to my head, I don't think I can take it anymore. Yep, it's that time—I'm out of fresh porn for you today. But no worries, I'm sure The Orange will be posting some more yummy goodness to inspire me for next week. I'll see ya then, and remember don't forget to get turned on!