The Gay Alphabet
It's not easy learning how to be gay. Luckily, The Gay Alphabet can help! In just 26 easy letters, you can go from Ass to Zucchini. However, we're not crazy about every letter. For example, O is for O'Connor, Sinead... really? Has anyone ever heard her referred to as "a gay icon?" We would have preferred "O-face." And X? What is an X-dress? How about "X-rated" instead? Oh well, at least I always comes before U.
What do you think? Which letters would you have chosen different words for?
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X-Dress = Cross Dress
Ahhahahah
Love this!
and I would totally buy it in children's book form. ;)
X-dress is cross-dress
its not x dress its cross dress
X-dress is short hand, like X-mas.
So X-dress means cross dress.
x-dress means cross dress, so that ones not too bad
Julie Andrews beats out Judy Garland for "J"?!?!?! Perish the thought:)
B-Bottom
E-Edging
H-Head Job
I-Ice-Cream
J-Jockstrap
K-Kink
L-Lavendar
O-O-Face
S-Snarf
T-Top
U-Uncut
V-Versatile
W-Wanking
X-XXX
Z-Zhoosh
personally, i loved j being julie andrews. shes my hero.