The QC Weekender – Lust And Marriage
What’re you doing this weekend? How about shaving your pubes, fucking a duck, grinding to rap music, and defending traditional marriage? Now you’re weekend’s packed and you have the QC Weekender to thank. We gather that latest viral videos from the web and infect you every weekend with pure enjoyment—you’re welcome!
Sex With Ducks – Conservative Pat Roberston once said that same-sex marriage will result in people having sex with ducks. We don’t want to fuck any mallards, but we know two women who sure do. Their music video is both cute, safe for work, and has all sorts of hilarious pop-culture references to ducks in it. Take that, Scrooge McDuck!
The Defenders – Though a bit heavy-handed, this short film by writer/director Keith Hartman makes a great point about “traditional marriage.” If you start trying to protect marriage from the gays, who you gonna protect it from next, eh? Our girl Chastity has her sights set on some other “non-traditional” marriages that she’d like to see dissolved. All in favor?
The License – Who says you can’t buy love? All you need is a marriage license and seven goats. Don’t understand? It’s “tradition.” The bible’s full of great old-timey traditions that’ll help you to experience love in God’s way, whether you like it or not. This short film (also by filmmaker Keith Hartman) once again tears down the ridiculous idea that “traditional marriage” is worth defending, and has a deadly chipper social worker to make sure the message goes down with a smile.
Trimming The Bush – Admit it, whether you like pubes on a guy or not, you’ve at least been curious about trimming your own. We think everyone should try it out. We tried it once in high school and the itchy slowness of re-growth just ain’t our thing, but it sure looks good on some porn stars. So if you’re curious, Gilette has just the instructional video for you. Is it weird that we want to fuck their blue cartoon guy? Nah, we didn’t think so either.
Grinding in Red Undies – Now that he’s shaved his bush, young rapper Spectacular, a member of Pretty Ricky’s crew) will grind for you in tight red undies to promote one of his songs. Although he says that a) the video’s for women, b) he’s not gay, and c) doesn’t know why gay men like the video, we’re your real audience, Spectacular. And a muscular thang like you, with a six-pack, healthy butt, and big cock fit our appetites just right.
Keith’s Rebuttal – Not one to shy down from a challenge, funny rapper Keith responds to Spectacular’s grinding with a grinding video of his own. Oh, he may be a little thicker than Spectacular, but he’s still got the moves (and some junk in his trunk to boot). Man boobs are the new six-pack!
