PataPORN With Chinpoko!

Roll out those lazy hazy crazy summer days!!! It's hot where I am and it's about to get hotter where you are. Let's heat things up with PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!

UK Naked Men: It's Not If... It's When

UK Naked Men: It's Not If... It's When

Dillon Buck is a blonde fox. Yes, that's the best word for him... he's a fox!

Thank goodness Dillon is hot, because his acting is... well. Maybe I should skip that all together...

His acting is no matter really because as soon as Michael begins inhaling Dillon's dick, all bets are off. Dillon's cock looks so hard that you can actually see the veins pulsing and throbbing. Michael sucks it like a pro and soon he's begging for it in his tight smooth hole—I was begging to see it! Literally, I stay glued to my screen like a middle-aged woman watching the end of a Julia Roberts romantic comedy. Instead of screaming, "Kiss her!", I screaming, "STICK IT IN! STICK IT IN!"

And like all romantic comedies, there's a happy ending. Dillon fucks the hell out of Michael and Dillon's big, curved cock knows exactly where to penetrate Michael's hole. PATA PATA!

Also the chemistry between the two is great. If you're into eye-contact and kissing then you're going to jizz yourself real quick watching this one.

Hottest post of the week!

Frat Men: Clark

Frat Men: Clark

Clark really is a Superman. If I had a heart it would be breaking. But alas, I'm just a cock so I'll just shoot to his solo videos while I can.

It's actually difficult to decide Clark's sexiest feature. Is it those eyes, or that yummy hair? Or maybe... just maybe... it's his rockin' ass. I'd beg to get inside of that butt. Beg for it! Thank goodness I'm just a cock; with no heart and no shame either! PATA PATA!

Randy Blue 70's Flashback Coming July 31st...

Randy Blue 70's Flashback Coming July 31st...

I don't have much to say about this at this point. It's either going to be horrendously terrible or amazingly wonderful. However, if Mr. Blue is going to be true to 70's porn, does that mean they'll all do bareback? Just saying...

Ruggerbugger: Italian Athletes in the Shower

Ruggerbugger: Italian Athletes in the Shower

Okay, so the video is shoddy and when I watch these Italian guys showering, I can barely see a thing... BUT I LOVE IT! Yes, I'll admit I'm completely voyeuristic. If Ruggerbugger had actually produced this video, it'd be a really good fake. Luckily, it's all real, which is what makes it so hot.

Oh, who am I kidding? Real or not, I still blew my load before the video even finished. When you're a dick, anything even remotely hot will take do the trick

I don't know about you but there's so much cum around me, it looks like The Stayt-Puft Marshmallow Man exploded. This was a good week for porn and I can only hope things get better next week! So while I scour the web for the best porn out there, it's your duty to get out there and get turned on! PATA PATA!