noun: a twink that has put on weight.
ex: Eric used to be a twink—all cream filling with just a little bit of fat. But ever since he and Taylor broke up, he's become a full-blown crispy cream!
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crispy cream = what's left on your sheets the next day!
crispy cream = on over weight twink left out in the sun too long.
This doesn't make sense, the original above definition. First of all, why the c's instead of the k's. Second of all, twinks don't have fat. Third of all, just because they turned fat, the tautology with being crispy doesn't follow the logic. Fourth, if the twink did have fat, shouldn't he be jokingly called a twinkie, because otherwise it's already another stretch, a double stretch of twink=twinkie and crispy cream=the famous company's donut, which doesn't mean that the twink is fat. Fifth, if a twink is fat, you can't tell that he's a twink anymore, so there must be an element of time in this, but there is no definition of time if one calls someone a so-called crispy cream right then, right there.
I always thought Crispy Cream was what flakes off a guy's tummy when he jacks off, blows a load, smooths it on his stomach, dresses and heads out the door.