PataPORN With Chinpoko
Okay, okay. Enough with all this "equality" stuff that everyone's talking about. I mean I agree. Still, aren't you just ready for some dick? I know I am. It's time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Cancer is not hot... at all.
In fact, testicular cancer is prominent in young males, so check yo' balls, boys.
But today I'm talking about lung cancer... well, kind of. If you haven't noticed, I never review Boys Smoking because I'm just not that into it.
Well, things have changed...
Joey is drop-dead gorgeous. I totally think he looks like James Franco and ever since I saw Milk, I want James Franco to suck me off. Hmmm, maybe that's why I think this guy is so hot.
Yes, yes... the smoking thing is still gross, but everything else about Joey is so perfect. The way he trims his hair, the size of his cock, those rippling abs... damn.
Anybody got a light?
Oh My GAWD! This is one of the worst cases of manscaping that I've ever seen. Really Island Studs? Really? This guy has a Brazilian pubic hairline. This video's going to be so lame.
Oh, wait a minute... this Jake guy is Southern? I love that accent.
Oh and wait...this Jake guy has a friggin' long uncut cock?
Oh and what's that you say? This Jake guy is charming as hell?
Okay okay... now I just want him to cum on my face! Happy now? Jake probably has the lamest pube cut I've ever seen, but by the end of this scene you won't even care. I bet this guy's a great fuck. I hope to see him in action. PATA PATA!
You know. I love and I hate Fratmen.com.
On one nut, I hate them because the site promotes all of this pent up homoerotic, man-on-man sex... yet we never get to see it. You know that some of them are sucking one another off behind closed doors. But on camera they're all straight... OK, whatever. Live your lie, Fratmen. Live your lie. I don't care!
However, on the other nut, I can't help but love FRATMEN.COM because of the incredibly hot boys they have on their site.
I could live inside Madison's ass for eternity. Him in those swim trunks is one of the hottest things I've ever seen. Seriously, I've already jizzed five times to the scene of it. I mean... I'm a bit speechless. Everything about him is just so pretty. I love that his face isn't "model" hot either. Instead, he reminds me of the hot boy next door. Mmmmm.
Okay, now I've jizzed six times.
IT'S ABOUT TIME SOME PAID RESPECT TO A DICK! Oh yeah, I'm worked up over this video. Why you ask? Because it's only 20 minutes of some of the best dick sucking I've ever seen!
Eli's just one handsome guy, but the hottest parts of this video are the sounds! The sound of a dick being sucked is like listening to birds chirp with the sunrise, or children giggling in a snowfall, or a drag queen cursing because she tripped on her heel. Yes, the sound of a dick being sucked is a magical and wonderful thing, people.
And what a dick to suck! Eli's a handsome lad and his body's just as tight as his ass. I can't wait to see this boy get fucked. I mean, it's got to happen. His ass is too gorgeous.
The end of the video is great too because Eli really goes to town with the dirty talk, which I love. This kid's going to be one hell of a bottom and I will be in the front row to watch. PATA PATA!
Hottest Post of the Week!
Well, that oughta do it. You're porn-o-meters should be at full-tilt this week. It was so hard for me to narrow down the field this week. Get it... so HARD??? Whatever! I think I'm a funny prick, even if you don't. So I'm going to go find some more hotties, and while you go get a sense of humor, don't forget to get out there and get turned on!
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