Ask QC: How Do Bottoms Prepare For Unexpected Hookups?

Dear QueerClick,

I have a question about how to have an effective bar hookup! I am a bottom and when I know I’m going to have sex with a gentleman caller, I always make sure to wash my booty clean inside and out!

The thing is, if I’m hooking up with a guy from the bar, I dont have the proper tools with me or maybe even a private place in which to “evacuate the dancefloor” as Cascada would put it. If I have the feeling I might get lucky I’ll do it beforehand, but often the contents have shifted during the flight and im not rady to go anymore…

I see guys leaving together, sometimes not even making it to each others’ homes… and I dont know how they’re doing it! I cant imagine they all are just getting down and very “dirty.” Is there a secret I should know about? or should I just accept that I cant get off after lights on?

Yours in Christ,

Bar Bottom

Um… can we just say how much we love that a letter about anal douching before drunken buttsex ends in “Yours In Christ”? That aside, it seems like Bar Bottom has the wrong idea about a few things. Bottoms we’ve hooked-up with occasionally visit the bathroom for a little “dance floor evacuation” before sex. And we’ve also had bar hookups that don’t end in anal sex. But tell us, fellow bar bottoms: what’s your secret when you need to “evacuate the dance floor” in a hurry? Is it always possible to be prepared for the unexpected? Please share your advice and experiences in the QComments.
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