More Beach Pictures of Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone Taking Pictures On Beach

It looks like fashion designer Marc Jacobs and his rich Brazilian hubby, Lorenzo Martone, have continued their Christmas vacation in St. Barts. They look a bazillion times better here than they did in the last photo series—amazing what a little sunlight will do! And between Marc’s perky buttcheeks and Lorenzo’s bulging basket, we don’t know where we’d prefer to plant our faces
We’ve got even more shots of the hot power couple along with more closeups of Martone’s awesome bulge after the jump!

Admittedly, we’d love to be the meat in a Jacobs-Martone manwich. Martone’s light years better-looking than Jacob’s barely legal twink ex and we cannot stop thinking about the thick uncut Brazilian sausage he’s undoubtedly got in that red speedo of his! Jacobs in comparison seems to hold steadfast to his black speedo. Why Jakey? How about transluscent white… or better yet, orange? You could start a fashion trend, especially if you sew QC into the backside. We’re just saying.
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