PataPORN With Chinpoko

Studios collide and blindfolds abound! Oh yes, things have been getting kinky at the QC. In fact, a certain editor who will remain nameless, cough…Editor D… got onto me for trying to tie Toby up in a bondage sling. What? He likes it! Oh well, at least its time for PATAporn with Chinpoko!

Cocky Boys: Skyler Caine and Florian Nemec
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Skyler Caine is just one hot ass bottom, even though his name sounds like a character from Dynasty. Really, it just borders on silly.
But Bel-Ami could give a shit about Skyler’s name; in fact, all they care about is his tight hole.
Enter Florian.
European guys are just good in bed, and Florian eventually fucks Sky with flying colours. But not too quick—oh there’s foreplay. After Skyler gives Florian some deep-throated head, Bel-Ami’s boy flips Skyler on his back. Soon a jar of Vaseline is out and the real fun begins.
I swear, I didn’t know tongues could fuck a hole so deep. Florian loosens Skyler up and then fingers his hole, until Skyler begs for it. The close up shots of Skyler’s hole are just to die for. He has the perfect amount of hair, the perfect little bubble butt, and his anus looks tighter than my grandma’s purse during the Great Depression. PATA PATA PATA!!!

Drake Rock: Trent Diesel and Dareian Blue
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Oh my God! It’s the gay porn version of the Miracle Worker! Ssss—eee—mennnn, Helen! Semen!
Okay so maybe Patty Duke wouldn’t approve, but I am ready to hit the stage!
First of all let’s just talk about the kink factor here. If you’ve never had sex with a blindfold, then stop reading right now. Go blindfold yourself and just beat off. I know it sounds stupid, but you might be surprised what you notice when you can’t see.
There are several things that work in this video. For one, both guys are so masculine and hot. Also, I love watching they way their hands, mouths, and tongues explore one another, since they’re not allowed to see the body they’re pleasuring. Lastly, I love that Drake Rock calls these two guys power bottoms, yet this is such a reflection that people can be versatile.
I don’t really know why gay men box themselves in like that? I mean, I’m always a top—but that’s just because I’m a dick. But you’ve heard me complain about how I’d love to be a proper Butt Pirate—if only for a day!
Now, I do have to say I’m not a big fan of the Drake Rock filming background. I get it. They do the black and bare mattress to make a “look” for themselves, but I just think it looks cheap. And you know I’m not cheap—okay, so I totally am. Still, I want my porn to at least look expensive. Thank goodness the Drake Rock site does have some hot guys who all like to fuck deep. In fact, deep is really the motto of the site. Drake Rock likes the men who push in and get it done. I’ll toast to that. PATA PATA!

Chaos Men: Hayden – Edge
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
Bryan from Chaos Men is famous for his edging scenes. The combination of hot men, erotic music, and smart editing really do make you feel like you could blow your load at any moment. I still think that the “edging” videos from Chaos Men are one of the most erotic things on the world wide web o’ porn.
That said, this is the first time that I wish the Bryan’s edging “subject” wasn’t blindfolded. Why?
BECAUSE HAYDEN IS GORGEOUS!!! Those eyes! Those eyes! They stare through my soul! Ok, now that I got that out of my system let’s review this sucker.
To sum it up. This is the best edging video Bryan from Chaos Men has made. Ever.
Hayden’s tight body and his quick-to-harden dick make the perfect visual to feast your eyes upon. The video begins with Bryan’s usual feel over the shorts, then up the shorts, and then he strips the boy naked.
But then Bryan gets a bit kinky.
Instead of just sucking Hayden off, he gives the boy a little bit of pain—mainly an electro shock around his cockhead and some clamps on his balls and nipples. Ah! Hayden’s body language completely changes during this part of the scene. It’s like he has never experienced this type of pleasure before. He seems to vibrate all over.
Soon Bryan, plunges a vibrating cock in Hayden’s hole while Hayden’s cock stays harder than ever. But the hottest part of the video is when Hayden is sucking Bryan’s mushroom head cock. Hayden swallows a huge load from Bryan that is literally dripping out of his mouth. Thankfully, Bryan bends down licks it up and they both make out like rabbits! Ahhhh!!! It’s almost too much! PATA PATA PATA!
Hottest Post of the Week!

FREAK OF THE WEEK!
Greg Oden Apologizes For Having A Big Dick
Dear Greg Oden,
Having a big dick means never having to say you’re sorry. Never.
Love,
Chinpoko

CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
Men At Play: Damien Crosse and Neil Stevens – Damien Crosse is getting playing doctor. This is nothing but sick—in a good way!
Dominic Ford: Tristan Matthews and Jayden Grey – I’m betting these boys will make you blow your load real quick while watching them get filthy in Vegas.
Can you believe January has flown by? That means Valentine’s Day is around that corner. You know what that means? Time to whore myself out there and find a dick to date on the 14th! While I go searching for the perfect penis, you need to get out there and get turned on!