Photographer Joe Oppedisano Dishes Hate on Michael Lucas

Joe Oppedisano
Looks like Kurt Wild isn’t the only one sick of porn impresario Michael Lucas. Add Lucas Entertainment photographer, Joe Oppendisano to the haters’ bandwagon as he recently wrote a blog entry against the “vampire lesbian of sodom, Michelle Lucas.”
In his dish of dirt on Michael Lucas (which Oppedisano swears is 100% true), Oppendisano says the following:
1) Ms. Lucas wears artificial ass pads beneath his jeans to give his behind a more comely shape,
2) Lucas has 3 hours of makeup done before any photoshoot, including having his abs painted on (that explains his Derek Zoolander face),
3) for his latest porn shoot, Lucas had to be shot with his clothes on because he still had all of the staples, scars, and bruises from his latest liposuction and ass lift.
Ooo, gurl! Best get out the press-on nails and pull off that weave cause it sounds like a slap-down drag-out cat fight between the prince and his photog! Tsk, tsk! Such cattiness. We wondered why Oppedisano decided to get all up and nasty about Lucas. And then we read his fourth complaint and it all became clear. Apparently, Michael Lucas allowed some stranger from off the street pay to watch Joe’s boyfriend fuck around with Rafael Alencar on a closed porn set. Here’s the dirt:

when i walked in, w/my babyboy chris, to set up (i hired chris to assist me), mr pam loved him and asked him to be in a scene.

chris asked my permission, as a good boy does, and i said of course, the scene was w/my old girlfriend rafael alencar, who, is basically a lesbian, so i said go for it.
i told mr pam flat out that he could do it, just not in a scene w/michael, as the thought of michael having sex w/my bf would damage me mentally for life..(it would like seeing ur grandmother molest a baby).

so, chris does the scene, i shoot all of my still footage, and all day, there’s a creepy guy sitting in the corner watching as i photograph chris, raphael, and the sex scene. when i was not working, to let chris feel comfortable, i stayed in michaels office, on the computer.

at the end of the day, chris comes running in to get me, and i hear rafael saying something about doing one more shot w/him pissing on chris, and chris was like, lets get the fuck outta here..

the guy in the corner gets escorted out in front of chris, and i ask mr. pam who he is, and pam says he won a contest to watch the film being shot.

UM, HELLO…

porn is shot on closed sets.

i left the room when the sex was being shot.

it is unethical, and not cool, and also, a violation of the actors rights.

and BTW, it’s not a circus act, its filming a porn!

so the next day, i walked in, and told them, this is not how its done.

Michael, being the idiot he is, blurts out that, in fact, the guy WON the contest, yet, PAID to watch the scene.

do u smell shit here too?

so, in fact, Michael Lucas took money to have a pervert from off the street watch my bf get fucked.

not cool, so i demanded they pay him as a hooker, if they are having him perform live sex shows for clients.

of course, he called Richard, his “bf” (sugardaddy) in the room, who is fatter and even more gross than michael in person (so they make a perfect couple)…now, richard a hundred years ago in Israel was a lawyer..

now she’s a scam artist side by side w/the vampire lesbian of sodom, michelle lucas.

so, of course, they fought me, but in the end….richard came back, with cash in hand, and paid Chris, by the hour, for the 10 hours of filming…

HELLO!

And just in case you didn’t get how much Oppedisano dislikes Lucas, he added this friendly bon mot at the end of his post:

so, for all of u aspiring porn stars, BEWARE OF MICHAEL LUCAS!
he is a scumbag piece of shit.

Hee-hee! We love a good porn fight. Remember when Lucas and Corrigan got into a blogging melee? That was awesome. Now if only these guys would fight it out naked on camera instead of behind the safety of their blogs… that’d be a hit.

Mar 30, 2010 By paperbagwriter 8 Comments