Super Bowl Bulge: Arizona Cardinal #29 Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie

During the 2009 Super Bowl, QC reader Ns8tiable1 sat on the sixth row of the 45-yard line and snapped this picture of Arizona Cardinal #29 Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie and his absolutely obscene bulge. “It is not touched or altered,” Ns8tiable1 assured us but we’d sure like to touch and alter Dominique’s bulge (with our mouths). Seriously, that is a fat hot piece of meat and we’re wondering whether the excitement of gameplay or the sexy Cardinals mascot got Rodgers-Cromartie all hot and bothered. Even though the Cardinals lost that game, this picture makes us feel like winners!
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