Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears Ball Shot Horrifies Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl

Scissors Sisters’ frontman Jake Shears spends his shows strutting his stuff in lycra, leather, and fishnet stockings while the hot lights glare and his ass-mazing music blares. It’s no wonder he gets so sweaty that he has to strip down to a G-string in front of his audience—otherwise the sexbot would overheat, malfunction, and there’d be no more albums. So while most fans gladly took in the sight of Shears flaunting his furry ball sack during a live show, one man left absolutely mortified; the Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl. He’s now planning on suing everyone for $75 million for pain and mental anguish… everytime he closes his eyes, he has the image of Shears’ balls seered into his mind. Curse or blessing?
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