The Winner Of Our Caption This! Contest Is…
LOUIS!!! Of all the great captions QueerClickers submitted to our Caption This! contest Louis’ entry best stroked our funny bone. Here it is:
The Pontiff exhibits the Sacred Snood of Saint Smegma for the veneration of the faithful at today’s opening of St. Onan’s Seminary in Djackhov, Kazakhstan.
His caption may seem a bit highbrow for a blog filled with men eating buttholes, but allow us to explain. A handful of entries joked about His Holiness wanting to molest kids which, although accurate, is old hat. Then we had some good captions about Papa Razzi’s fashion faux pas (funny, yes). But Louis’ caption combined religious allusions to Onanism (masturbation) and innuendo about seminary (get it? semen) along with a nod to Borat’s hometown and a made-up village cleverly called “Djackhov” (jackoff).
Not only that, but his entry also forced us to look up the word “snood”—it’s apparently an ornamental net in the shape of a bag that confines a woman’s hair that pins or ties at the back of the head. So because our feature editor is a literary art fag with hard-on for European History, Louis wins. We hope you enjoy jerking off to a Dominic Ford DVD and using PJUR lube, Louis—and be sure to say “QueerClick” when you cum.
