PataPORN With Chinpoko!
I know a lot of you guys sneak a peek at QueerClick when you’re at work—I do too. But sometimes there’s so much to choose from that it’s hard to know how to get off. Well never fear CHINPOKO IS HERE! And I have the cure for your “spring fever.” We’ve got Race Cooper getting fucked in an intense muscle match, two porn stars with possibly the worst porn names of all time, and a hot sex position you’ve never seen! Think you’ve seen it all? Think again. You won’t believe your eyes in this installment of PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
Naked Kombat: Race Cooper and Jeremy Tyler
It’s no secret that I love wrestling! The bodies, the bulges, the grappling and Naked Kombat always has incredibly hot cocky men dominating and dicking one another. In this installment, beautiful warrior Race Cooper has his humpy ass manhandled by a curly-haired brawler. The first round ends with Race naked in a full-nelson, his incredible dangling cock in full display. It’s not long into round two before Jeremy Tyler has his fingers up Race’s ass as he overcomes Race by shear strength alone.
To be honest, Tyler’s so strong that the match stays kinda boring until they finally rip off their jocks. That’s when Tyler gets a full-on boner that Race begins stroking, Tyler puts Race in a hold that allows him to suck Race’s dick and then face-sits on Race to force Race to suck his dick. What’s great is you can tell both men are so turned on that they don’t know whether to fight back or just enjoy themselves—but fight they do and Race ends up on bottom!
The last round of Naked Kombat matches always feature the loser getting fucked by the winner. This sex scene starts off with Race really eating Tyler’s ass, embracing it with his lips, licking it long and wet with his tongue, and burying his entire face in there—lucky guy! Then Tyler delivers some hard swats to Race’s ass just before jamming his curved man-banger deep into Race and pounding with no apologies. Race moans as Tyler uses him as his fuck toy, but the ass eating and cock sucking are the hottest part as the actual sex doesn’t show much deep penetration or Tyler using any special moves to really make Race feel every inch of his victory.
In short, Naked Kombat would have had me down for the count if the wrestling had featured more sweaty sexual action instead of slow-going submission holds. The sex should have had more variety instead of just the standard plug and play as well.
GOOD – Bulky biracial brawlers brutalize each other’s butts with blowjobs and fingerbangs to boot. Plus, Tyler has a wicked nice cock.
BAD – The hottest sexual moves don’t come quickly or last long enough.
College Dudes: Carter Nash Fucks Matt Spiers
I’m pulling no punches when I say that College Dudes has consistently been sexier than Corbin Fisher for some time now. For one, College Dudes‘ guys are always scruffier and have much bigger dicks than CF’s manicured men. Secondly, the sex is always hotter. While Corbin Fisher’s guys seem to be doing only what’s required (kissing and sucking to get a paycheck), the College Dudes seem genuinely into sex, making out, kissing each other’s bodies, biting nipples, adoring, and getting massively turned on by each other as they play around, explore, and try new positions. This hot scene between Matt and Carter has it all, big dicks, beautiful guys, and seriously hot sex that will make any man jealous!
Matt just loves sucking on Carter’s big thick cock. He sucks and licks it as it grows even harder in his mouth. Matt jerks himself and grabs Carter’s ass while Carter moans about how fucking good it feels. It’s a nice slow blowjob that works every inch… the sort of beej we all want. And after a while, Carter leans down to tenderly kiss Matt, Carter’s curved dick still throbbing at attention as he runs his hands down Matt’s muscular chest.
Carter sucks Matt’s big dick as well. But while Carter can deep throat, his real forte is the sex. From the get go, Carter straddles Matt in the most unique sex position we’ve seen in years… we’re talking Kama Sutra shit right here. And the camera angle captures each girthy inch as it plunges upside down into Matt’s hole—Matt can’t help but moan as Carter deep dicks him. Even when they change positions, Matt loves getting it deep and Carter loves giving it to him. Props to the camera man for getting such great angles that show us full-body just how far Carter’s dick goes in. I’ve got a raging, leaking boner just watching it and thinking of trying these positions myself.
AMAZING – Carter’s big dick and Matt’s hungry, humpy ass equals sunshine. Big-dicked Matt is vocal and likes it deep and Carter has lots of creative moves up his sleeve to make Matt feel every inch.
MEH – Carter needs to go back to blowjob school. He can deep-throat but his skills are nowhere near Matt’s oral mastery.
FREAK OF THE WEEK
AlternaDudes: Charlie Cherrybomb and Spungy Angel – Yes Mr. Cherrybomb and Spungy Angel sound like they came out of Candyland rather than a gay porn, but before your write off Alternadudes, check out their very hot (and very FREE) video gallery of men sucking and fucking each other. The guys are all scruffy, have realistic bodies, and are really into the sex. I came watching my old fantasy boyfriend Dempsey Stearns fucking some equally hung twink… SO HOT!!!
CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
Bentley Race: Diego Sanchez and Aaron Parker – This picture of Aaron sucking on Diego’s glistening wood was enough to give me a serious boner. The incredible sucking and fucking that follows was enough to make me cum hard… wow!
Cazzo Club: Milan, Breno and Dave – Three hung, muscular Euro studs get it on with two muscular studs spit roasting a blonde fuckslut with deep penetrations on both ends—plus there’s some intensely hot ass-eating—wow!
JockButt: Diesel – What happens when an insanely built jock slathers his amazing ass and torso in baby oil? Boners, that’s what.
Phew! Did you make it all the way through without cumming? WHAT?!! You did?? Impossible! I demand you go back and try again!! Or you could do what I do between every review, which is GET OUT THERE AND GET TURNED ON!
