UFC Fighter Tito Ortiz Has A Knockout Dick

The Ultimate Fighting Championship is so brutal. All those toned, angry men punching each other in the groin and coldcocking each others’ faces—we always feel simultaneous horny and horrified. Today horny wins the match as nakey pictures of former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion hit the innerwebs. The six foot two champ weighs 206 pounds and after seeing a picture of him naked, we’re pretty sure six of those pounds belong to his dick.

That hanging meat bat is already six or seven inches AND IT ISN’T EVEN HARD YET. When its fully erect we imagine it must be like an additional arm. He’s got the speedo tan and actually looks pretty handsome without blood and lumps on his face. Clean up him after a match and put him in day clothes and you’ve got yourself a date, bruiser. Of course, by date we mean a naked wrestling match that ends up with us submitting on bottom. Oh yes, we’ll stay down for the count—no referee required.
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