Queerism – Bling, Blang, Blong, Blung

BLING noun: – Jewelry of any sort, often flashy or overly-flashy.
BLANG noun: – Sporting so much obviously fake bling it’s laughable (example: ‘poor guy doesn’t realize he’s not Mr. T. with all that blang.’)
BLONG noun: – Bling on a hard-on (example: ‘I wasn’t expecting the blong when his dick sprung from that jockstrap – a stud on a stud!’)
BLUNG noun: – Bling that should not be worn, that detracts from the wearer’s otherwise great appearance (example: ‘Why does a stud like that need to wear that blung in his ears even when naked?’)
Thanks to Richard Janus for these Queerisms! Do you have an interesting or unusual Queerism of your own you wish to share? Submit your Queerism HERE.