Ask QC: What’s the Best Way to Douche Before Anal Sex?

Dear Ask QC,

This question is a little embarrassing, but I’ll just go ahead and ask it: What’s the best way to make sure I don’t accidentally take a dump on my new boyfriend after we have sex?

I recently started dating my first boyfriend and for the first time in my life, I’m having consistent, reliably good sex. (Wooo!) The only downside is that for the first time in my life, I’m worried about how clean my ass is before sex. I’m primarily a bottom, and I’ve never been totally clear on the best way to prepare for sex. Do I douche? Do I just make sure not to eat all day? I’m not sure the best way to take care of cleanliness, and there is a surprisingly small number of resources that tell people the best way to clean out. Help!
Thanks,
SqueekyClean

Hi SqueekyClean. Thank you so much for your question and concerns. Like you, I was surprised to learn how few resources there were on this topic available online. Especially since this is one of the least intuitive (and potentially grossest) parts about being a gay man. The only advice I really have is that santorum is an occupational hazard of buttsex and I’m pretty sure that anyone who says it has never happened to them is lying. There is life after embarrasing sexual encounter. Let’s hear it though, readers? What’s the best way to make sure you are squeaky clean for your man. Any advice? What’s the best and/or safest and/or fastest way to douche for the main event? Any tips?
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