QC’s Wish You Were Queer: Derek Theler

Wish You Were Queer

Very few people on this planet can successfully pull off being the incarnation of the quintessential sexy jock and the adorable guy with an earnest smile that can totally melt your heart at the same time. For those reasons and many others, we so wish Derek Theler was gay. We have had this 28 years old piece of heaven on earth on our radars for a long time. He currently stars in the abc Family sitcom Baby Daddy where he regularly shows off his abs, but a recent trailer of an upcoming movie of his (Shark Killer) made us want to feature him on this column. To be honest the movie is not going to win any Oscars any time soon, but the trailer includes a blink-and-you-miss shot of his ass and that promise alone left us wanting to see more of his naked body. If anyone in Hollywood is reading this please cast him in an adult film or in a comic book movie! Our nerdy hearts would explode with excitement, he would be perfect as Billy Batson/Shazam (if you know the character you will know why), or any other superhero for that matter. Any excuse to make him wear a tight uniform or shed off layers of fabric will be fine with us.
In the meantime and until we get a better view of his magnificent physique enjoy this epic post. And don’t forget to tell us what you think about him in the comments!