If these pics are any indication, no one will be able to keep their hands off of your package or posterior when sporting aussieBum's new Cottonsoft undies. They're made from ultra-soft cotton and come in 3 neutral colors in a brief and boxer-brief design. Usually aussieBum's undies have outrageous colors and styles, but these are a real bloke's underwear, undiesfor guys who don't have to flaunt what they've got—simply put them on and let the honeys come running to you.
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Once when we were in high school, a drunk queen who called himself "our uncle" stood outside the hot tub to tell us all about the Mormon church. "Oh, you see those missionaries in their little helmets, slacks and ties," he said, narrowing his eyes while drinking a wine cooler, "but you know that at the end of the day, they take off all that shit and do each other in the ass."
We weren't even talking about Mormons up to that point, but his comment forever altered our thinking about those boys on their bikes. The next time they knocked on our front door, we prayed they'd soon be knocking at our back doors too.
And while none of the calendar boys have gotten the boot yet, there's still a chance that the church elders may find the calendar too steamy for this world and cast it into Mormon Hell (which is a lot like living in a Utah suburb).
You can check out some of the other models at the Mormons Exposed webpage, clicking on the missionary, and hovering your cursor over their pictures. We'd certainly go missionary for them... yow!
As you know, cock rings are already great for keeping harder, longer erections and further shooting ejaculations. But what's great about the Chrome Plated Teardrop is its versatility. Wear it like Jeff and it massages your perineum (a very sensitive erogenous zone) while you work towards a climax. If you put the tip facing outwards on the bottom, you'll feel a nice sensation against your balls during sex. Or you can even adjust it on the top of your cock to gently stretch out your partner's hole while you fuck.
Jeff's a big fan of QC and we're a big fan of his. In fact, he contacted us directly to let us know that he just added 2,000 new pics to his members area. So now's a great time to grab a new cockring and enjoy all the hot new action over at his place.
We love calendar season! So far we've seen tworuggers and some tweenie-bopper buggers ringing in the new year. But from the rural reaches of Austria comes one of the hotter calendars this season—the "jungbauerkalender" (or young/junior farmer calendar).
The jungbauerkalender combines two things gay men love—beautiful art and strapping European lads. Though there's no peen, it's still the sort of soft core you can wank to. With such buff farmers working their crops and tilling your soil year round, we're not sure how anybody'll keep their dates straight. It kinda reminds us of Tomass Hawkke's Naked Nature, except with less mud-butts and tree-fucking.
Maybe it's because gay guys and vampires share so much in common: we're a minority, we tend to be nocturnal creatures, we both feel a burning sensation around crucifixes, and both lust after the taste of young flesh. But here's another vampiric gay sexual experience that you can really sink your teeth into...!
Fleshjack has just released Count Cockula, a blowjob-in-a-can that combines vampiric lust with the sensation of thousands of fang-shaped nubs milking the cum out of your cock with every stroke! It'll be the one blowjob where you'll actually like teeth on your dick. But will our unsuspecting model succumb to Count Cockula's awesome power?
The men of the Rugby's Finest Hunks 2010 Calendar hide their cocks using (get this) clothes. And yet, because of all the bulging shorts and underwear, this calendar almost turns us on more than any of the above. Instead of cock-teasing us with socks and balls, only a thin layer of fabric separates us from their awesome bits. Damn! And there's six more months to be had, after the jump!
For fans of softcore porn with an 80's edge, the European Fun Calendar is for you! It's made by iCarly.com, a tween site of the Bop or Tiger Beat, so we feel just a tinge guilty placing these European teen heartthrobs next to throbbing cock, but oh well.
The neon colors, wood floors, crazy fonts, and bad swimming trunks remind us that whenever we travel to Europe we feel like some parts of it are stuck in 80's. But we don't mind. We always wanted to see the hunky TV and movie stars get naked, so iCarly's give us our chance to live out that retro-fantasy 20 years later.
But how about Mr. November 2010? For that month we get the classy stylings of this weirdo. We mean, did they run out of models or is he the photographer's little brother or whut?
While some schoolsexpel their students and fire their faculty for appearing in gay porn, Sheffield Hallam University's sports department apparently encourages their rugby players to make gay porn of their own.
These behind the scenes shot from SHU Rugby's 2010 calendar shoot show their handsome players in all their shaved and cock-socked glory. We love that these guys look so warm, friendly, and comfortable being physically intimate with their fellow teammates without feeling the need to say "No Homo."
Though they're not the black-and-white muscle gods from the Dieux de Stade or the Gods of Footballcalendar, we wouldn't mind hooking in a scrum with these hot ruckers. And as a bonus, when the calendar comes out, so will a "Making of/Behind the scenes" DVD!
When we were younger, we used to go into the gay video store and drool over the backs of Falcon Studio's new releases. All those chiseled, endowed men, their cocks straining sideways against white briefs, their perfectly rounded bottoms just aching for cock. We didn't even try to hide our erections, hoping there were other men somewhere experiencing the same horny rush.
Their photography's truly iconic, it elevates the male form from pornography to artistry. You can hardly look at a Falcon picture without detecting the palpable sense of desire, lust, and discovery. Each has a warmth and an immediacy to it that goes beyond the typical cock and butt shots of most studio press.
So imagine our delight when we discovered that they're releasing Ultimate Falcon a 400-page book chock full of images from 1972 to the present—37 years of photography broken up by decade and era. You'll have their pre-condom studs, their mustaches hunks, European and American men, and modern stars like Erik Rhodes and Francois Sagat.
Though the book doesn't come out until October 27th, you can pre-order it and we recommend at least flipping through it once it's available. The images will certainly bring back memories about your favorite stars, your blossoming desire, and when you were a younger buck standing with an erection in the gay video star.
The aussieBum boys and girls trekked down to Julia Creek, Queensland for the 2009 Dirt N Dust Festival. It's apparently a mud wrestling-slash-triathlon-slash-rodeo-slash-rock concert! The aussieBum clan gets up to some cheeky fun and games with a moon bounce and a best butt competition! It's good times until someone breaks a bone. Will the best butt competition give their evening a much needed lift? aussieBum's undies can give your butt, basket, and night a helpful lift... stop by and see what mischief they're up to now!
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