After watching over last season's episodes of True Blood, we're definitely in love with Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård). Unfortunately, since the second season finished at the end of summer we'll have no one to suck us dry until next year.
Thanks to FleshJack, we won´t need to wait until next spring to have ultra-hot vampires sucking our life force. Just in time for Halloween they've released a new product, the Count Cockula, a vampire-mouthed FleshJack with stimulating fang texture inside.
A couple of days after Count Cockula's release, we got our own in the mail. It came in very discreet packaging, however, the UPS guy looked at with lustful eyes (maybe he was also desperate to feel Eric's fangs rubbing his dick). We ran to our room, unpacked Count Cocukla, and there they were, inside of a can soda case: 2 big and sexy fangs ready to devour our cocks. Fleshjack was even kind enough to send two free samples of water based lube, so we could start to jacking off right away.
First we turned of all the lights—vampires love the twilight and we didn't light any candle because we are queers, not girls. Next, we turned on the DVD and went for it. At first we felt a little afraid that the fangs texture might hurt our dick, but actually, it was the most exquisite sensation we'd ever felt. If your cock's very sensitive we suggest you remove the bottom lid to decreased the suction. But if you like hardcore sucking, just leave it on and you'll experience an incredibly intense orgasm.
The guys from Fleshjack probably didn't base Count Cockula's design on Alexander Skarsgård or Robert Pattinson. But as nastily addicted to masturbation as we are, we'll fantasize about whatever vampires we like sucking our dicks. Count Cockula is almost like sex, except you don't have to sleep in Dracula's coffin or call him the next day.
You still have time to order Count Cockula and make your Halloween night even hotter!
Fleshjack sent over some preview photos and a behind-the-scenes video of Topher (who you've probably seen before) sticking his gorgeous cock into an Ice Jack. We'll have more videos from other Fleshjack models and rumor has it, Chinpoko has gotten himself into a Vibro for next week's column. Stay tuned!
We actually watched a video of the guys getting molded and we can't wait to grab an actual Visconti-molded mouth Fleshjack, (I might just make out with it at first, before I shove my dick down his Fleshjack Boy throat) and a butt Fleshjack (I loved how the Triplets laughed remembering what it was like to get molded for this!) and hold on to your cocks—they're also going to release their first Fleshjack Boys Visconti-molded dildo. We can't wait to get a grip on this one. In fact, I may just have to buy three to get the real effect. According to the Fleshjack Boys, these will be shipping in early summer. We can't wait!
Playgirl model and porn star Nicholas Ryan (aka Reese Rideout) recently posted a hilarious video of himself doing some hula hooping with his Wii Fit. It starts with his muscular bod in nothing but a g-string, but gradually improves as he gains speed, strikes poses, changes costumes, and even pulls out nunchucks and a riding crop. Too bad he didn't do it naked and erect, but still a very hot and fun video!
The Fleshjack is a product specifically created for gay men by the folks behind The Fleshlight. The Fleshjack looks like a huge flashlight with a very realistic mouth or cute little butt where the light should be. The casing encloses the soft fleshy inside called the Superskin, which comes in your choice of orifice inserts: mouth, butt, and a nondescript opening that kind of looks like a coin slot.
The inside of each Superskin insert has three variations of sensations from which to choose: speed bumps, super ribbed, and wonder waves. The speed bumps are little soft nubs, the super ribbed consist of small grooves, and the wonder waves are wider indentations.
You also get your choice of fit for the Superskin's internal canal: original, supertight, and ultratight. Basically, these are meant to accommodate the size of your penis and satisfy your desired fit. It encompasses everything from virgin to, well, let's just say someone who is sexually generous.
One great touch is that the Fleshjack comes with a cap that covers the end, giving it the appearance of a sleek flashlight. You could carry this out in the open and no one even would know it's a sex toy!
The latest (and current bestseller) product is the Ice Jack. With the same super soft patented Real Feel Super Skin™ insert, colored clear for enhanced visual stimulation but all the same pleasure as the original pink. Comes standard with the clear Ice Case.
Clean-up is always very easy. The inner Superskin is removable, and you simply wash both parts with warm water and soap, rinse well, and towel or air dry. Every guy should have at least a Fleshlight in his nightstand on standby!
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