Top 10 QComments

We had a real mixed bag when it came to QComments this week, a fun blend of crackling sarcasm, sweet appreciation, spicy bitchiness, and a zesty sprinkle of wit—kinda like party mix with dicks instead of rye chips. Hungry? Then bust open the bag with us and enjoy!

Let's begin on a positive note with a thank you QComment posted by Joseph, the writer of our most recent Ask QC, My Family Hates Gays (Like Me). His letter heartbreaking letter recounted threats made against him by his family and implored QC readers for advice. Not only did our readers step up, but so did Joseph:
I just wanted to thank you so much for your advice. I do have friends who I can talk about this with so it's not all bad. I do plan to move as soon as I can (I have found a temporary job so it'll help me save up). Someone said that family is created by love and respect and not by blood and I never thought of it that way. I will assure you all now that I do not plan to kill myself. I have friends who love me for who I am and it would not be fair for them. I joined a queer group at university so I'm hoping that will help me feel more comfortable in my own skin. I really can't express just how much talking about it and reading what you all had to say has helped. Thank you from the bottom of my heart! I promise you all that I will get through this! I will live the life I deserve, that we all deserve. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Love, Joseph
His response also goes to show the real side of our Ask QC feature. It's a QCommunity service we're happy to provide, especially when we can help out someone as earnest as Joseph. Our resident QColumnist Steve Prince gave our readers a real treat this last week with a blow-by-blow account of oral sex with his new beau. His retelling certainly turned us and a lot of other readers on. A few QCommenters even said that they edged to it. Steve Prince certainly impressed Shoco, so much that Shoco thinks Steve should open a blowjob school:
Wow! Having a guy say he gives great head, well that's one thing. having read detailed description of how one performs the great art of blowjob is nothing short of mind fucking blowing. that was simply incredible. you're definitly amazing, Steve!! you should like teach a woman's course or sometihg (then again, don't. we don't want those bitches learning all the tricks and keeping the good endowned men to themselves, right?) can't wait for the rest XD :P...
We also got a very nice QComment from jjgg5... or rather, Johnny Hazzard, the star of our most recent Friday Five did:
Johnny is a tremendously sexy guy. Also, he seems quite intelligent. I have never been a fan of the tattoo, especially the multiple tattoos. But, Johnny knows how to work this. It's an intrinsic sexuality, I think. A friend once told me that Johnny looks like Richard Gere. My response was that Johnny is so much better looking and that he can, actually, act. But when I complained about Johnny's big ears and wondered why he didn't wear his beautiful hair longer to cover them up, my friend said those ears are just good handles for getting the best, thrusting blow jobs. Case closed.
We agree, jjgg5. We'd call Johnny adorkable, except that he's not a dork, he's just an intelligent hot guy with big goofy ears, perfect for blowjob direction (not that he needs it). But not all of last week's QCommenters had warm fuzzies for us. Take gayrightsNOW!. He was less than pleased with our article about Arpad Miklos going straight-for-pay. In it, we said it'd be nice to move past the "gay" or "straight" labels, but he prefers those labels stuck right where they are. We've run gayrightsNOW!'s QComment below with some interjection in between:
Thanks, QC! Another gay site with no soul. Of course you don't care. Why would you? It's all about the Benjamins. I just knew you guys weren't going to touch this. But, you did. And, you don't care. So, why don't you take down the comments? If our opinion doesn't matter to you, then stop asking for comments. And stand for something, for god's sake.
Err... what?! You knew we wouldn't run the Arpad story (which we did) but that only proves how much we don't care about that story (which we do). Then you get mad at us for accepting QComments (like yours), because according to you, we don't think your opinions really matter... because if we did, then we wouldn't run them to begin with? Huh... yes, we see... (nods head appreciably)
Where has the pride gone in being fucking gay (i.e. not fucking women). Sure there will always be weird ass queers that will fuck anything, throw "labels" to the wind. Hmmmm, let's see how well that will work in the real world. No psychology/psychiatry. No social work/sociology. No anthropology. Hell, you might as well throw the medical field in there as well. Why? Because they ALL label people. Labeling is a part of the human psyche, cognitive reality. Our brains are wired to label. It's NORMAL! It's a part of how we solve problems, reach solutions, and diagnose ailments. Oh, hell, this is so stupid. Let this dumb-ass do whatever he wants to do and say he's "gay." He is in the death throws of his porn career (I hope); so, this childish, sophomoric behavior will hopefully put an end to it. I guess I am rare breed of gay man who finds exclusive relationships with men normal, good, something to be proud of/virtuous. No wonder the tards in society call us freaks of nature.And, if this is the future of "gay" porn, then the future is about as bright as whale shit in the Marianas Trench.
gayrightsNOW!'s rant illustrates our point about the needless strictures of labels perfectly. We're not saying that identifying yourself as gay has no value—of course it does (we love parades and handjobs as much as the next guy)— we just don't see the point of getting our panties in a wad when a gay guy gives a woman the business. Arpad's hardly the only gay porn star who's done it and plenty of other self-identified gay men have slept with women too. Does that somehow disempower the gay identity? We don't think so.
But as far as the future of "gay" porn looking shitty, gay porn does involve butts, so a little shittiness is par for the course!
Ugly penises, "fascist faggotry," and shitting the leopard bedspread... all AFTER THE JUMP!
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