We already knew thatArrested Development actor Jason Bateman—not to be confused with gay-for-pay actor Pat Bateman—had kissed at least one guy, but we had no idea that he had an entire porn site under his name!
Yessir, JasonBateman.com used to be a porn hub with lots of links to other sites, kinda like QueerClick, except that it used the handsome actor’s name to misleadingly lure people to its pages—QueerClick doesn’t have to use actors’ names to get guys to visit us, we just use dick.
Bateman’s lawyers jumped right on the website because he’s famous and no one else can use his name ever without having his express written permission in blood on lambskin parchment. Now JasonBateman.com is (yawn) one of those generic search pages with links to plasma televisions, chat rooms, and free anti-virus downloads—hot.
We know the real Bateman’s probably too busy to run his own porn site, but couldn’t he have at least put up one sexy picture of himself on JasonBateman.com… like this one?
We have bad news for fans of gay-for-pay performerPat Bateman. Unzipped magazine reported that he’s been jailed for 1 count of sexual battery & 5 counts of sex with minors (including with a minor boy at least 3 years younger than Bateman).
The sexual battery charge floored us, but we’re less certain about the five counts of sex with minors. Unzipped made sure to mention that Bateman’s initial arrest occurred in 2004 when he was 19. The minor he had sex with could have been as old as 17—which hardly makes him a pedophile. But oddly, the police delayed the arrest for five years and that has us scratching our heads.
One person surmised that perhaps Bateman was on probation and broke it, though we’re not sure and without elaboration on the specific charges, we can’t know the circumstances behind his eventual arrest. PAT BATEMAN’S ARREST INFO: Click for full-sized image. Nonetheless, Bateman got sentenced in summer of 2009, five years after his initial charges, and now he’s in Northern California’s Santa Rita Jail. We don’t yet know for how long—but we’ll definitely dish the details once we get them.
In the meanwhile, Unzipped’s Zach Sire followed up by saying that they “haven’t been successful getting… details [on why the sentencing was delayed for 5 years], but my best guess is that a) the trial/court proceedings lasted 5 years, or b) he evaded the authorities for 5 years and a warrant was issued.”
Another Unzipped commenter, yoshimispinkrobot, said:
Considering when he gets out he most likely will have to register as a sex offender which is pubic record. As a registered sex offender, he will no longer be allowed to work in the sex industry. If he tries, he will go back to prison.
Could this mark the end of the hunky porn star? Some of us may not have liked his gay-for-pay schtick, but that’s hardly jail-worthy. More details as they unfold!
In our most recent On The Hunt posta reader commented that Luka looks a lot like a guy in the Extenze commercial. If you’ve never heard of it, Extenze is one of those worthless pills promising “natural male enhancement” that they sell on TV at 3 in the morning. As far as hucksterism goes, it’s right up there with the Turbo Flex and Pearl Cream. Anyway, we did some digging, found the video, and located the guy who looks an awful lot like Luka at 1:27 during their “man on the street” interviews. He says, in accented English, “I’ve been really happy and I got the girl.”
Luka is Croatian so his accent makes sense. Although it’s stupid to think that the film crew just happened to find someone on the street who just happened to use penile enhancement pills and just happened to be on a date—how totally unexpected and candid! NOT. Also, the Extenze ads have used porn stars in the past like Ron “The Hedgehog” Jeremy, so that they’d use Luka isn’t that far-fetched. His girl looks slightly detached as if thinking, “Oh god, I’m in a penis commercial and now everyone knows about Luka’s baby dick.” Except of course, the Extenze must have worked out for Luka because his cock looks hefty enough for us. Makes us wonder how his girlfriend feels about him snacking on Pat Bateman’s peen and butt-snacks. But maybe it doesn’t matter; after all, Pat Bateman’s “straight.”
Also, we are in no way promoting Extenze by mentioning its product. if you want a bigger penis, buy a strap-on.
Pat Bateman’s done a lot of different scenes, but never one quite like this. This was the scene where Cocksure Men claims he makes his debut topping another man* (See our note below about that!). After an extended blow job from Derrek, the action moves to the bed, where the temperature goes way up. Then history is made, as Derrek mounts Pat’s erect cock. Pat then thumps Derrek from the rear, and the action speeds up. The climax, appropriately enough, is nearly simultaneous cum shots, that cover Derrek’s abs in that sweet (or is it salty?) white stuff. Pat may never be the same again. QueerClick Notes:
* We’re not sure about that “first time” topping bit. Maybe it boils down to when this scene was actually shot, but the fan page reveals Pat’s various exploits around different website’s beds (not to mention his fucking, including the classic one with a straight porn mag on his fuckee’s back.) See it all on Pat’s QC Fan Page.
How does the above image make you feel? Confused? Angry? Insulted? Horny? Pat Bateman says he’s straight, but take the magazine away and what have you got left? Hmmmm… UPDATE (1/27): Apparently, Pat Bateman is gay-for-pay in more ways than one. We found his escort ad online and for the bargain price of $1000, he’ll fuck you with a titty mag on your back! Check out his profile, AFTER THE JUMP! Everyday here at QueerClick, we enjoy featuring “gay-for-pay” performers, that is, guys who do gay pornography but maintain that, off-camera, they are straight. This includes some big names such as Reese Rideout and Zeb Atlas, many of the Sean Cody boys, and many others we feature day-to-day. Pat Bateman, in particular, has recently raised the hackles of some gay porn lovers because of his reading preferences while fucking. In a video on FalconStr8Men, Bateman fucked Marc Stone doggie style while looking at a boobie mag resting on the Stone’s back. It portrays a sort of straight boi bravado a la “Hey dudes… lemme show you just how much I’m totally NOT INTO this gay buttsex I’m having right now. Sure his manhole feels like warm moist poon, but there’s totally NO WAY I could even keep my shit rock hard unless i was lookin’ at some fly titty bitches to help me keep me up. Y’know what I’m sayin’? HOLLA AT’CHA BOY!!!” That’s just one take on it, but one that’s been shared by at least two other blogs: the Gay Porn Times and Fleshbot. The Gay Porn Times, cites porn performer Tre Xavier who posted the following comments in his blog, in response to Bateman’s scene. The post is lovingly called, What Recruiting Bitches Deserve:
I think that to all media, producers and viewers who are dumb enough to be recruiters by making the whole gay-for-pay scenario seem like good entertainment, this is exactly the kind of behavior you deserve. Having this rubbed in their faces with such humiliation. I’m glad to see it.
If viewers make enough noise about their anger towards this as they have here, maybe these producers will hire some gay or bi MEN. I emphasize MEN, because a real man is secure enough to admit that he is gay or bi, instead of the bullshit “I’m straight, but I find gay sex fun, too.”If these guys find gay sex fun as well, then they should stop being wimpy bitches and admit to being bi.
Xavier goes on to blame gay-for-pay with promoting gay self-loathing, hetero-phobia, and even gay bashing as he equates “gay-for-pay” with the idea of gay recruitment. Xavier raises an interesting argument. What’s the allure and consequence of “gay-for-pay” anyway?
