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David Beckham Groped By Undeserving Female


If you’re like every member on Team Orange, you’ve dreamed of touching David Beckham’s package; especially after seeing his bulge in those Armani underwear adverts. It seems we’re not alone in that wish.
Elena Di Cioccio, a blonde female reporter for Italy’s best known satirical television show, The Hyenas, recently sexually assaulted the stud on camera to see if his real-life bulge matches up with the package in the adverts. The Telegraph has more:

The stunt was a “test” to see whether the football star measured up to his photo in Armani billboards, in which he shows off his impressive physique in a pair of tight-fitting underpants.

He has since been replaced in the Armani campaign by Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.

Beckham looked shocked and immediately backed away after being touched by the blonde-haired TV reporter, a star of the satirical show Le Iene.

As security guards closed ranks around the 34-year-old midfielder, Miss Di Cioccio was chased down the street yelling “E piccolo, Beckham” (“Beckham is small”), while being filmed by the show’s cameraman.

Beckham climbed into a black car but she ran around to the driver’s seat in which he was sitting, shouting: “You’ve taken us for a ride! How could you? David!”

The Hyenas is broadcast on Italia1, a channel owned by Mediaset, Silvio Berlusconi’s media empire. The Italian prime minister also owns AC Milan.

Though the video’s obviously going for humor, it’s actually a creepy to watch because sexy Becks seems genuinely freaked out—and who wouldn’t be? We’ve always wanted to touch Becks all right, but not as a premeditated publicity stunt. We’d rather get him drunk first and then start massaging his shoulders and kissing his neck. Y’know, like Victoria Beckham does.
And why bother with the yellow gloves? We’re sure that Becks keeps his wiener nice and clean in case Lady Beckham should ever crave it. We’d wanna squeeze his knob with our own hand, and not deny ourselves the hands-on pleasure with rubber gloves. Someone needs to teach this crazy paparazzi lady how to handle a real man with style, grace, and a little lube.
Via Sticky.

22 Jan 10 By paperbagwriter 12 Comments

QCA Art: The Art of J. Bone

QCA Art: The Art of J. Bone
Is it wrong to fall in love with a drawing? Just looking at the work of talented Toronto-based illustrator and comic book artist, J. Bone, can you blame us? His imaginary men combine a comic book style and porn aesthetic to create super-heroic hunks that are as friendly and warm as they are sexy. Plus, because his models include sexy Canadian fiver, Alexandre Despatie and porn stars RJ Danvers and Francois Sagat (last 3 images), his eye-popping creations become boner-popping as well. Makes us wanna grab our pencils and start drawing in men of our own!
For more sexy and seductive art, check out the QCA Archives!

01 Sep 09 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

QCA Film Quickie: 41 Seconds


There’s a saying that goes, “Women are half the reason I became gay, men are the other half.” We’re sure the two friends in this short film by German photographer Rodney Sewell, would agree. Handsome actors Alexander Kaffl and Amir Arul play Friend #1 and #2, respectively; two guys who have had it up to here with the same girl. Little does she know, she may have driven her blonde twink of a boyfriend into the arms on another! Not much of a plot, really… just an excuse to watch two handsome guys make out. And lucky for us, their kissing goes way longer that just “41 Seconds.” It’s more like “46” or “49 Seconds.” Makes us wish that pornos would show a lot more making out; if they showed at least 41 seconds of hardcore face-suckage, we’d watch for at least 15 more minutes (or as long it takes us to cum, whichever’s first).
More fun at the QCA Archives.

22 Aug 09 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

QCA Comedy Quickie: Guy Catches Laptop With Butt


In what’s probably the strangest viral marketing campaign of all time, Taiwanese computer company MSI, advertises its 13-inch X-Series laptop’s slim, lightweight design by tossing one into a guy’s butt—yes, it’s so sleek and light that you can have a pal toss one right into your ass.
Twink-jocks in singlets? A blondie hoisting his butt in the air? Uh… are they trying to market to gay porn lovers? The video’s obviously fake, but then again so is the other slim, lightweight 13-incher we normally slide in between our buttcheeks.
Check out more “art” and comedy quickies at the QCA archives.

14 Aug 09 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

QCA Art: Brent Marr’s Bears

QCA Art: Brent Marr's Bears
At least two members of Team Orange are confirmed bear lovers. Between the broad muscles, the hairy chests, and the warmth of a man-sized bear hugs what’s not to love? QCA has featured bears once before, but the excellent pencil drawings of Brent Douglas Marrs compelled us to revisit the bear cave once again.
Using only a pencil and paper, Marr sketches blue-collar bears with special attention to the muscular softness and body hair that makes us want a pappa bear of our own to hibernate with. He started off drawing superheroes and dinosaurs. But once he found a sexy pic in a soft-porn mag and started draw it he put it away without finishing. He showed it to a friend one year later and the friend said that his subject looked like a local bartender named Eric. Marr finished it at once and took it to show Eric—it turned out, it Eric was the same guy—Eric loved it and bought it on the spot! And that spirit of appreciation for his compels Marr to keep creating new pieces.
Though we’d love to see more sexy bits, Marr’s work turns us on without giving everything away. Denying us the twig and berries just makes us hungrier. If he’s not careful, we’ll start snatching picnic baskets in Jellystone park until the ranger finds us.
For more lions, tigers, and bears, check out the QCA Archives.
Thanks to Bearotic.

30 Jul 09 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

QCA Art – Exterface’s Demonstration

QCA Art - Exterface's Demonstration
In their latest work, Demonstration, photographic French duo, Exterface explores the intersection between voyeurism and exhibitionism using leather daddy model, Bulrog. And though we’re diggin’ on his undeniably dirty look, we wish he’d show us the cock. Oh well, he gets pretty close— you should check out the complete set just to see how close.
See more from Exterface and other queer artists at the QCA Archives.

22 Jul 09 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

QCA Comedy Quickie: Legos Gone Wild!

Even though it’s chicks… urm… we mean, bricks, this Girls Gone Wild spoof is dead on and manages to sex up our childhood building blocks. Of course, we preferred bath time with our sister’s Ken doll, though we never did tell her where his head went after the (ahem) incident.
For more QueerClick Arts hijinks, check out the QCA Archives!

02 Jul 09 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

QCA Art: B Boyer

QCA Art: B Boyer
The man-lovers here at QCA are always on the hunt for the latest in porn-related art. During our searches, we discovered B. Boyer an oil pastel artist who gets his jollies drawing hot men and the occasional porn star. He’s got a pretty good collection of big-dicked men and you can even spot Pierre Fitch in the mix. Plus, the last picture’s taken straight from a Corbin Fisher still of Fisher Fucking Darin—it’s art imitating life!
For more arty hotness, check out the QCA Arts archive page.

18 Jun 09 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

QCA Art: Mark Chamberlain’s Queer Batman

QCA Art: Mark Chamberlain's Queer Batman
It’s no secret that Batman’s gayer than Christmas. Not only has he taken naked pictures of himself, but he also wears lace-up thongs, and once fought The Hulk over who was gayer. But Mark Chamberlain’s Queer Batman watercolors show that the Dark Knight also dons a pink cape from time to time to go exploring Dick Grayson’s buttcave. Holy handjobs, Batman!
Luckily, The Caped Crusader can dish out the funishment as well as take it (much to Batgirl’s dismay). But, we wonder when we’ll get to see the Joker’s poker, the RIddler’s fiddle, or the Scarecrow’s scaaaary dick (you know it’s all crooked and bent-up like a witch’s finger). Or better yet, maybe Alfred’s also Batman’s buttler—keeping the family secret, eh Alfred?
For more QCA fun, check out the QCA archives.

03 Jun 09 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

QCA Art: Exterface’s Picnic Warriors

QCA Art: Exterface's Picnic Warriors
Ever eaten french fries out of your friend’s butt? No, probably not… all those carbs. Bikini season’s coming up, so we’re cutting down on our snacking. But the boys at Exterface are getting hungry and have put on quite the visual feast with their latest creation, Picnic Warriors. Hunky fast-foodies Gabriel and Mark get their grub on in jockstraps and even though they’re buttmunching on McDonald’s and desserts, we’re burning calories just watching them. Can we get that to go?
To snack on more arty Exterface bits, check out the QCA archives.

28 May 09 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

QCA Art – Exterface: The Distance

QCA Art - Exterface: La Distancia
Oh Exterface, is there anything you can’t do? The French duo photographs men in such a way that makes them seem tough yet tender, vulnerable yet virile, sinful yet cinematic. Their latest effort, The Distance features Belkov Kiro and DJ Micky Friedmann (star of Exterface’s Nirvana). The photos evoke an eroticism and isolation as the muted grey shots show two strong men alternately wrestling and holding one another—Exterface’s exploration of bonding and bondage continues.
It’s worth seeing the entire photo set at their site as well as some of their older (and dirtier work). Also, you can check out the QCA archive for even more QueerClick Arts.

05 May 09 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

QCA Art: Pricasso

QCA Art: Pricasso
Tony Blair and George Bush have both had a cock on their mouths a handful of times; at least while Pricasso was painting their portraits. You see, the renowned portrait painter, Pricasso (aka Tim Patch) has portrayed Sarah Palin masturbating with a rifle, Osama Bin Laden wielding a weapon of ass destruction, and many more irreverent portraits, landscapes, and nudes using only his prick. He creates his own paints, uses a “soft-backed canvass” to reduce wear and tear on his “brush,” and has made a name for himself painting elected officials and doing 20-minute portraits of folks at sex product fairs.
Painting nudes and landscapes with your prick may seem “artsy” or whatever, but why political figures? In some cases, Pricasso calls it “painting a prick with a prick,” though he seems more about poking fun than creating controversy. He videotapes the making of his every creation for authentication and once entered a painting for Australia’s Archibald Prize—the nation’s top award for portraiture. However, his cock failed to impress the judges.
“I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas,” says the 56-year-old who grew up in England. “I began doing it at a party (on a dare) around Christmas time. I’d done it before, but I didn’t think I could get away with doing it in public. Now I videotape all my work, because sometimes people don’t believe me. I had to use my bum to paint in the background, because you have to have the occasional break. I use really smooth paper and I make my own paints. But [I can] last about four days before I need about two weeks off… You need to re-grow the skin, basically.”
Talk about suffering for your art. The guy’s not a bad potter, sculpture, or poet either. Check out a video of him doing a portrait of Barack Obama and John McCain as well as a funny poem of his called Porn Star after the jump!
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30 Apr 09 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

QCA Music: Singer, Songwriter, And Messy Eater Joel Evan

QCA Music: Singer, Songwriter, And Messy Eater Joel Evan
Always hot BeautifulMag recently unveiled this mouth-watering set from photographer Brian Kaminski of singer and songwriter Joel Evan (aka Jet Kanashi). Joel’s released a new album under his real name entitled Embracing The Light… And Then Some, a poetic 16-song set written by Joel with music composed by Craig Lawrence. Joel’s musical influences include Japanese and Latin pop, though BeautifulMag compares him with Tori Amos and Utada Hikaru. His eating influences include our one-year old nephew… such a messy baby! Need help cleaning that off, Joel? Here, let us use our tongues. Mmmmm! Mango and watermelon… so nutritious, so delicious!
Check out the QueerClick Arts page for more queer, porn star, and erotic art!

16 Apr 09 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments