Remember the last time your partner forcibly ejaculated in your eyes and nostrils? You should have thanked him for giving you the skin care treatment that's the toast of New York City—a sperm facial! Young writer Marty Beckerman had to visit a midtown spa to get one, though his female skin care specialist seemed much too "womanly" to provide him with fresh, high-quality sperm. Whoever's sperm she spreads on Marty's face, we would've at least ask for a picture of the sperm provider's cock.
Then, to prove his "manliness," Mr. Beckerman swigs some Jack Daniels and talks about the many times he's tried to convince women to accept his free facials. However, he also likes the smell of sperm, considers drinking cum with his chamomile tea, and thinks facials make a great Father's Day gift. So excuse us if we don't entirely believe when him when he answers "When was the last time you had a facial?" with "Never."
In what's probably the strangest viral marketing campaign of all time, Taiwanese computer company MSI, advertises its 13-inch X-Series laptop's slim, lightweight design by tossing one into a guy's butt—yes, it's so sleek and light that you can have a pal toss one right into your ass.
Twink-jocks in singlets? A blondie hoisting his butt in the air? Uh... are they trying to market to gay porn lovers? The video's obviously fake, but then again so is the other slim, lightweight 13-incher we normally slide in between our buttcheeks.
Check out more "art" and comedy quickies at the QCA archives.
A sultry city night. Summer darkness. The heat descends. Even fresh out of the shower, you drip wet with sweat. Thirst grips you in bed. You turn and roll, unable to quench your desire. Just the sort of sexiness scene you can depend on from the French duo at Exterface.
Their latest work, Mirage, features Sean Anthony, a hung hairy and sculpted young buck who's hard up, hot, and willing for a fuck. He's sweating out his cabin fever indoors, but what he really wants is someone to share his sickness. If you like these shots, check out the others shots from Mirage or any of their other amazing work at the QCA Archives.
At least two members of Team Orange are confirmed bear lovers. Between the broad muscles, the hairy chests, and the warmth of a man-sized bear hugs what's not to love? QCA has featured bears once before, but the excellent pencil drawings of Brent Douglas Marrs compelled us to revisit the bear cave once again.
Using only a pencil and paper, Marr sketches blue-collar bears with special attention to the muscular softness and body hair that makes us want a pappa bear of our own to hibernate with. He started off drawing superheroes and dinosaurs. But once he found a sexy pic in a soft-porn mag and started draw it he put it away without finishing. He showed it to a friend one year later and the friend said that his subject looked like a local bartender named Eric. Marr finished it at once and took it to show Eric—it turned out, it Eric was the same guy—Eric loved it and bought it on the spot! And that spirit of appreciation for his compels Marr to keep creating new pieces.
Though we'd love to see more sexy bits, Marr's work turns us on without giving everything away. Denying us the twig and berries just makes us hungrier. If he's not careful, we'll start snatching picnic baskets in Jellystone park until the ranger finds us.
For more lions, tigers, and bears, check out the QCA Archives.
In their latest work, Demonstration, photographic French duo, Exterface explores the intersection between voyeurism and exhibitionism using leather daddy model, Bulrog. And though we're diggin' on his undeniably dirty look, we wish he'd show us the cock. Oh well, he gets pretty close— you should check out the complete set just to see how close.
See more from Exterface and other queer artists at the QCA Archives.
Sexy and talented artist, Michael Breyette grew up in rural upstate NY, a region, he says, that can sometimes parallel the stereotype of the red-neck South. He early work focused escapist sci-fi and fantasy scenes. Though he's grown up you can still see a fantastic element in his work, whether it's the big-dicked devils, butterfly boy, or stud-turned-wolfman, or his more intimate portraits of men deep in thought. His works have an anticipatory nature—the men rarely participate in full-on fucking; they're usually in the moment just before or after. It imbrues his work with an erotic tension that's keeping us quite erect.
He certainly gets his aesthetic from porn, yet he's said that his work responds to his perceptions as a gay man living in America:
The part sex plays in my artwork has to do with my feelings that sexuality especially gay sexuality is repressed by mainstream society. Also in artwork, a simple nude female is more easily accepted by the general public that a nude male...a nude male is going to cause more controversy and is more likely to be labeled pornographic but I think my work is more about the beauty of men, their lives and their loves and that we're just like everyone else. It's only the sex that makes us 'different'.
Michael's advice to young artists is to "do something you enjoy. You may not know what it is yet, you might not know until you are 30 or 40, but when you do, go for it no matter what you are doing or where you are at, at the time." We wanted to post more of his awesome paintings here for your enjoyment, but you should really just check out his website and enjoy the rest of his incredibly hot paintings for yourself. You can even order his prints, books, and commissioned works through the site.
Even though it's chicks... urm... we mean, bricks, this Girls Gone Wild spoof is dead on and manages to sex up our childhood building blocks. Of course, we preferred bath time with our sister's Ken doll, though we never did tell her where his head went after the (ahem) incident.
For more QueerClick Arts hijinks, check out the QCA Archives!
As long as there's been comic books, there's been gay fan boys imagining male superheroes getting it on. Batman seems to be a perennial favorite. QCA featuredSylvain Norget's The Naked Hero, then Mark Chamberlain's Queer Batman. Now, the Caped Crusader and his nemesis, The Joker, haunt the dark sexual drawings of Ponderosa, a 30-year-old bisexual, polyamorous, gender-fucker studying animation at the Academy of Art University in San Francisco.
But unlike her male QCA predecessors, our lovely illustrator doesn't just stop at The Dark Knight, but includes something for every fan boy, no matter your tastes. The Weasley twins tease each other and Professor Snape speaks parseltongue to Harry's serpent; Iron Man and Captain America kiss; warriors from Lord of the Rings share an intimate moment; a warrior from Naruto reveals his happy trail; Jack Sparrow finds action on the high seas of Pirates of the Caribbean; Nite Owl sexes Rorschach from behind and the Comedian takes on Ozymandias from Watchmen; mutant brothers Sabretooth and Wolverine fuck in the secret barracks of X-Men; and the studs of Supernatural get spooky sexy with one another—very hot!
Some of her work features scenes of rape, S&M, cross-dressing, and physical violence so exxxtreme that we placed on QCX*. Check them out (if you dare) or check out the remaining scenes from Supernatural after the jump!
Slash Fiction is when you take two characters and pair them in a fantasy scenario. In the case of bisexual, polyamorous, gender-fuck, illustrator Ponderosa, her slash fantasies involve Harry Potter's Professor Snape teaching Lucius Malfoy some manners; Draco Malfoy cross-dressing in a dainty cape, blouse, and orange and black knickers for you to jack his lantern on Halloween; someone giving Serverus a moonlit lesson in bondage; the X-Men's Wolverine stabbing the shit out of Sabertooth as they buttfuck; the Watchmen's Comedian burning a cigar into the shoulder of Ozymandias during a rape and Rorschach fashioning his mask into a dress (with matching shoes!); Jack Sparrow getting a little loose-lipped around the other Pirates of the Carribean; and the vamps of Supernatural trying a little love-biting and bondage.
The artist has got style! And these pics were too kinky to show on QC Main. But if you're interested in her other steamy slash fantasy pics, check out her QCA post over there.
The man-lovers here at QCA are always on the hunt for the latest in porn-related art. During our searches, we discovered B. Boyer an oil pastel artist who gets his jollies drawing hot men and the occasional porn star. He's got a pretty good collection of big-dicked men and you can even spot Pierre Fitch in the mix. Plus, the last picture's taken straight from a Corbin Fisher still of Fisher Fucking Darin—it's art imitating life!
Luckily, The Caped Crusader can dish out the funishment as well as take it (much to Batgirl's dismay). But, we wonder when we'll get to see the Joker's poker, the RIddler's fiddle, or the Scarecrow's scaaaary dick (you know it's all crooked and bent-up like a witch's finger). Or better yet, maybe Alfred's also Batman's buttler—keeping the family secret, eh Alfred?
Just because Eminem's a semi-homophobic near has-been doesn't mean we wouldn't fuck him. In fact, he's got men literally falling in his lap, as you can see from this video of last night's MTV Movie Awards. Eminem's been touched by an angel! Though it doesn't seem quiet the religious experience for him, but maybe he's atheist. Of course, Bruno is comedian Sacha Baron Cohen and the stunt's a promo for his upcoming film (whose hilarious trailer you must see NOW!). Eminem and his posse left with him cussing a blue streak. Oh well, luckily for him that Bruno recently bleached his asshole. Otherwise it might have been a less heavenly experience.
We already thought that Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart was a thoroughly homoerotic bit of video freakiness—but as this hilarious Literal Video redubbing points out, it's over the top even for the gayest man. Imagine Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds ad crossed with Ck Obsession in the grip of a ketamine bender and you'll have a pretty good idea of what it's like. No wonder the vid's gone viral over just two days!
Ever eaten french fries out of your friend's butt? No, probably not... all those carbs. Bikini season's coming up, so we're cutting down on our snacking. But the boys at Exterface are getting hungry and have put on quite the visual feast with their latest creation, Picnic Warriors. Hunky fast-foodies Gabriel and Mark get their grub on in jockstraps and even though they're buttmunching on McDonald's and desserts, we're burning calories just watching them. Can we get that to go?
To snack on more arty Exterface bits, check out the QCA archives.
Looks like our favorite arty porn star,Francois Sagat is doing horror once more! This time he's working with Bruce LaBruce, the director of Otto or Up With Dead People in an art installation entitled "Untitled Hardcore Zombie Project," an exhibition with the lofty goal of... well, let's let the director tell you:
Otto also played at more than 150 film fests despite, or perhaps because of, the infamous gut-fucking scene, in which a gay zombie penetrates a hole in the stomach of a fellow gay zombie with his undead cock. While touring the world with the film I found myself in interviews making the lofty pronouncement that I believe zombie porn is the wave of the future, and that we will soon routinely see porous, corrupted flesh being penetrated by legions of lascivious zombies. (Zombie porn is practical: you can create your own orifice!)
So, in addition to starring in the opening of the "Untitled Hardcore Zombie Project" (on view at Peres Projects through June 27, 2009), Sagat may be starring in the next Bruce LaBruce film shot in LA this August. We wonder which undead orifices LaBruce's zombie cocks Sagat will help penetrate. It might put a new spin on the word "skull-fucking."
Gay porn and horror films may seem strange bedfellows, but Francois Sagat's recent role in Saw VI have brought the two worlds closer together. David Kittredge's Pornography bridges that gap with the story of Mark Antony, a snuffed-out porn star who got one meat injection too many. The film seems ultra creepy with green maskies and medical malpractice, and while there's lots of hunky actors listed on their IMDB page, there's nary an actual porn star in the film. Oh well. It's set to premier in Newfest, the New York LGBT Film Festival, June 8 and in Frameline, the San Francisco LGBT Film Festival, June 21.
For their upcoming Summer 2009 issue Vman magazine released "greeting cards for all occasions" photographed by Bruce Weber. We gotta say, their designs aren't as sexy as their photos and one-liners, but we love their camp. Plus, the birthday twins and "Missing You" guy have certainly captured our groins, er... our eyes. Wouldn't mind seeing them at the Hallmark store...
Not only is the above video the hottest thing we've seen onYouTube in a while, it's also INCEST!!! It's a teaser (and how) for an unreleased Brazilian film entitled From Beginning To End, which follows the intimate relationship between two brothers from childhood to adulthood. Though provocative and hot, the movie also looks very tender and intimate. You know how much we at QueerClick fantasize about twins and twincest, so we'll be waiting with bated breath for this movie to come out.
In the meanwhile, you can watch the trailer after the jump!
The 33-year-old Taiwanese artist, Male Ero Painter, specializes in hairy male celebs who you've been dying to see naked. His fake celebrity portraits have already exposed Star Trek hottie Chris Pine, X-Men mega star Hugh Jackman, American Idol contestant Kris Allen, Lost DILF Matthew Fox, and Grey's Anatomy actor Jeffrey Dean Morgan—all long-term celebu-crushes of ours. What we love about them, apart from their sexy bodies and the hung pieces of meat between their legs, is how absolutely realistic they look!
And he's just getting started! In fact, QueerClick's thinking of hiring him to create a new celeb for us every month. Help us decide his next masterpiece, dear readers. Which celebs would you like to see naked next month?
The Corn Refiners Association, an un-biased impartial group, wants you ladies to know that there's nothing wrong with high fructose corn syrup... unless you count its insanely high sugar content, onset of obesity in rats and diabetes in fat-assed kids. Otherwise, it's great—drink all you want!
Well, the CRA's commercial inspired drag comedienne Jackie Beat who's here to show you over-cautious mommies that there's nothing wrong with a few other things, like drinking lead. Like a good birthday party hostess, Jackie serves up some quality facts with a fistful of sugar and a clown-makeup sneer—drink up, kids... or else!
Who can possibly keep up with everything sticky and sweet in QueerCandy Land — all the hot men and hotter action released between the sheets of major studios, amateurporniums, and new sites? Well, QueerClick can, so you don't have to!
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