Ian Metrosexual Thorpe

The Thorpedo looking teasingly sexy in his getup (that pair of jeans is just waiting to burst free…or to be peeled; and check out how he wears his belt by missin’ a loop – we likey!) plus black manicured nails plus nice messy hair plus nice unshaven chin!
Taking a closer look at what we think is the car key, we reckon Ian’s driving an Audi? So he’s got a nice car too. Darn.
(via Just Jared)
Head here for Ian’s bulge, if you want more than nails.