Rumors of a Penis Double

Where’s pussy Galore when you need her? It seems the embattled Daniel Craig, the newest James Bond, is stirring up even more controversy. It has been confirmed that he has at least one nude scene and word from the set was that his manhood was just too large to show so he need several penis doubles! SEVERAL!
Dame Judy Dench has been overheard exclaiming just how hung this Bond is….hmmm.
We aren’t sure if this is true or not but the thought of several dick stand-ins is just too rich to pass up!