Yes, He’s Got A Brother!

The first time we saw 28-year-old actor Chris Evans was (are you even reading this? We don’t blame you for lusting after his amazing body, but you’re getting drool on the keyboard) in The Fantastic Four where he played The Human Torch. And play he did… sweet Jesus. He played all the gay fanboys in that theater like a game of Hot Potato… what we wouldn’t give to get hot with his torch under a space blanket.
Anyhow, in an interview with The Advocate Chris talked about his 2004 Flaunt Magazine shoot (where some of the photos above came from) and why you’re not likely to see him shirtless again in the future:
“I really didn’t think twice about taking my shirt off at the time, but my current publicist would pull her hair out if I did that photo shoot today. If I got to a photo shoot and they said, “OK, we’re going to do some shirtless shots,” I’d say, “Fine. No big deal.” It never really occurred to me that that could be misinterpreted as a bad thing or as selling out. I have no problem taking my shirt off for a role if the part calls for it, but my publicist says ‘When you’re promoting yourself, being you, there’s a way to keep it as classy as possible. Greasing yourself up and stripping down may not be the best way to do it.’ To some degree, she may have a point. But at the end of the day, it didn’t bother me then and it doesn’t bother me now.
He also mentioned that he’s got a gay brother. Huh?!! Wait a sec! Reapeat that. Yes—He. Has. A. Gay. Brother. In the interview he described him as “an inch taller and about four shades tanner than I am. He’s a very fit young man. Believe me, he does quite well for himself.” Welly, well! Let’s have a look at the young scalawag then, huh? Photos after the jump…

Hubba-hubba, brotha! Chris Evans obviously loves his gay brother and is totally cool with the gays, though he won’t do gay bars:

“I’m down with the gays. Mostly I’m hanging out with him and his gay buddies, who are fucking hilarious. They’re the funniest people I know. They’ve invited me out to gay bars before, and I said, ‘Look, guys, I’ve got to draw the line there.’ That’s where a photo will get taken, it will run in magazines, and before you know it, I’ll be living down the gay rumor for the rest of my life.”

Who knows? If his little bro keeps asking, especially with those puppy dog eyes, maybe Scott will eventually cave in (and we’ll all have our shot at him!).
Read The Advocate interview now. You can also catch coverage at A cause des garcons, Charmants, Me-me-me.tv, and Queerty.