QC FYI: Premature Ejaculators Numb Up To Get Down

QC FYI: Premature Ejaculators Numb Up To Get Down
If you’re like that purple-haired teenager we picked up last summer, you probably have a problem with premature ejaculation… OUCH! Is that callous of us? We have a soft spot (tee-hee) for guys suffering from erectile dysfunction and butt-hurt, but is premature ejaculation a sexual disorder or just a by-product of an overheated libido?
According to Dr. Nancy Snyderman, chief medical editor for NBC news, at least 40% of men have problems with premature ejaculation. Luckily, medical researchers in Belfast, Norther Ireland have come up with a numbing spray that’ll make your pickles less fickle.

In a controlled medical test, 90 percent of the 300 men who participated reported that the spray helped them to last about six times longer during intercourse.
“These are men who, when they start making love, ejaculate within seconds,” Snyderman said. “And so they found this spray that has a numbing component in it allowed men to have lovemaking up to four minutes.” (EDITOR: Four minutes in paradise, baby!)

Snyderman noted that other products are on the market that claim to have the same effect. But the spray concocted in Ireland is the first to be proven effective in a controlled medical experiment.

The researchers reported that men in the study group who were given a placebo spray reported that they were able to last 1.7 times longer before climaxing, lending credence to the theory that there is also a psychological component to premature ejaculation.

The spray has the decidedly unsexy name of PSD502. It has been approved for use in Great Britain, and Snyderman said the next step in the United States is for it to be approved by the FDA for use here.

We don’t mean to poke fun at a serious problem. It’s probably just because we’re frigid and it takes us prolonged vigorous buttplay, raunchy porn, beta-blockers, and hours of face-sitting to get us to cum. Ether that or we’re still holding a grudge against that purple-haired teenager who came 15-minutes into our $19 motel room—that’ll teach us to go chasing after a Looney Tunes tattoo.

Apr 10, 2009 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments