UPDATE: Ricky Martin’s Bisexuality Overblown
Sooprise, sooprise. Looks like gossip rag, TV Aqui trumped up Ricky Martin’s alleged bisexuality just to create buzz (pot-kettle black?). If you remember, last week we ran TV Aqui’s cover reporting that the Latin man-candy “accepts that his heart could belong to a male or female.” Looks like that conclusion was milked out of a bone dry response basically telling the interviewer that he wouldn’t talk about his sexuality.
Well, the Bisexuality Examiner of examiner.com, Mike Szymanski (yes, quite a stupid job title) chatted with the TV Aqui interviewer Saudy Rivera this weekend and asked her if Ricky used the B-word:
“No, he didn’t say that,” she replied to me. “What he said was: “The heart of Ricky Martin… if it belong to a male or a female… I have never talked about it.” Her question was: “To whom does Ricky Martin’s heart belong?”
We’re not shocked. But adding to the lameness is that the same magazine also ran a poll asking what readers thought of Ricky Martin’s alleged bisexuality and one of the options was “He’s All Man.”
Now we don’t wanna get all butt-sore about a dumb celebrity poll, but even if Ricky Martin was the biggest ass-queen of all time it shouldn’t make him any less of a man. In fact, after seeing some power bottoms swallow parking cones, entire fists, and cinderblocks with their anuses, we consider their asses a million times more manly than ours (our asses are lined with pink silk roses).
After that, we wondered just what the hell else a “bisexuality examiner” examines and found this weird list of headlines:
Cockroaches make great bisexual dads
Bi penguin couple become parents at German zoo
Ted Casablanca talks bisexual shenanigans among ‘Twilight’ cast
New book calls Paul Newman a bi guy, confirming secret affair with James Dean
We know bisexuals get a bad rap as dirty hippies who’ll sleep with anything, androgynous glam rockers, timid celebs who still want mass appeal, and self-promoters who see bisexuality as a stylish marketing angle. But maybe the world of bisexuality’s crazier than we thought. Of course, if you want any of that here, it’s QCX for you.