Same Empress, New Clothes: Derek Gets Butch And F-Bombs QC For Posting His Lies
In his most butch drag to date, Ice Empress Derek Rivero breaks his own promise made yesterday to never talk about his self-wrought drama of “breaking up” with Zack Randall by swearing his way through 9-minutes of self-promotion masquerading as self-defense.
First, he refutes his own irrelevance (presumably for us calling him a “washed-up porn groupie”) by dusting off 3-porn titles made over 3 years ago and citing 6 website appearances to establish his porn star cred. Keep in mind, he retired immediately after making these scenes and then piggybacked off Zack Randall’s fame to promote Randall/Rivero, a website that would have closed long ago without Zack—Zack has at least 15 porn movies and countless web scenes to Derek’s underwhelming 9 and today remains the far-brighter star.
Nonetheless, the angry kitten continued to defend himself against us and Unzipped Media for our supposedly unfair coverage of him:
“Leave it to the bloggers… to, uh try to spin a personal situation and try to make it more like theirs… I wanna say one last thing and this is all I’m gonna fucking say because quite frankly I’m starting to feel like these people don’t understand because they’re too fucking busy thinking about cock to understand something other than fucking logic…
“Zack and I are not drama queens just because we defended ourselves… We haven’t wasted a minute on this, other than the 15 minutes that we did just trying to clear the fucking air because something like rape is serious.
“And in case you fucking stupid little bloggers like QueerClick and Unzipped Media blog cannot grasp the fact that we are fucking people, we’ve never raped anybody and if anybody says something like that, then we have the right to defend it…”
Sidestepping his murder of grammar and syntax, we’re not buying the tough guy act, princess. What the cum-tarded twink has failed to realize is that we went after Phillip Ashton for writing what he wrote about our precious Zack. We called Phillip “a jealous twink ghost, semi-coherent, accusatory, undoubtedly bonkers, professionally jealous, and catty.” In short, we stood up for Derek and Zack.
For the record, we have never—we repeat NEVER—called Rivero “a drama queen” or insinuated that he didn’t have right to defend himself against Ashton’s serious accusations. We have however called him all of the following things, arranged chronologically from past to present:
1) a hung, uncut barebacker, a devil-dicked stud,
2) the Terminator, an impervious ice queen, and a puppy euthanizer,
3) an ass puppet, an obscure fashion victim, the iciest most metallic cyborg queen of them all, a dillhole, and a fuppet,
3) Guest blogger Oscar Wilde called Rivero, Her Antarctic Highness, a snowlover with an ice-coal steamheart, and an a malfunctioned manbride,
4) a space cadet
5) a terror twink, a sassy queen, and a pot-kettle-black washed-up porn groupie with cum-flavored drivel spilling out of [his] twink mouth.
And we stand by all that, though we’ll happily throw in “hypocrite” and “liar” as well.
Just a small example of what we mean. In yesterday’s video Rivero said he was 20-years-old, but it’s 2009 and if he made his three Channel 1 videos in 2007, he must have been at least 18-years-old at the time, which would make him at least 21 now (though he looks like he’s pushing 28). While he may have pulled a Brent Corrigan and lied about his age to break into porno early, it’s more likely that he told this little white lie about his age yesterday—just another stick on his already blazing bonfire of dishonesty.
UPDATE: QC’s FINAL WORD ON THE MATTER: To go along with Derek’s desire to be left alone, we’ve decided to exclude him and his website from any future QCoverage. In fact, we’ve already removed his site from the blogroll. We’ll still cover Zack because he’s awesome, but this spiteful little twink can keep living out his deluded porn fantasy without us.
