Top 10 QComments
You know how it goes. You QComment, we QCollect the best and share them with the rest. This week’s QCollection includes a round of QC readers fighting over their favorite porn stars’ hair, disagreements over sexual politics, and a bevy of readers who share their revelations about some of last week’s hottest studs.
Hair and body grooming always seem to raise reader ire. Some men love it. Some hate it. Our resident porn-reviewer, Chinpoko, is one of the latter. He disliked the feathered Farah Fawcett look of Island Stud’s Barry. He said “Honestly, I think Barry’s going to be super hot after 4 years (and a haircut).” But Bo screamed out in defense of Farah’s, err, we mean, Barry’s hairstyle:
NOOOOO don’t cut Barry’s hair! It’s hot. It’s so tedious if you’re a gay guy who likes long hair on men, because you almost never see it in porn. So keep the f*cking barber away from him—you’ve got 99% of all the other guys in porn to enjoy 😉
Bo is right, of course. Maybe long hair’s just not Chinpoko’s style but our cocky reviewer has more than enough clipped men to shake his stick at. But elsewhere one QCommenter’s gripes about the lack of pubic hair in two separate posts really riled up enoughisenough. In College Dudes 24/7’s post of Bryson Hughes & Trent Blade QCommenter Mike said, “The body hair shaving is out of control!!! Why? I feel like I’m looking at eight year old boys fucking. HURL!” enoughisenough soon stepped in to vehemently disagree with Mike.
Mike – that’s an outrageous comment. You’re obviously projecting 8 year olds’ onto these men – that’s your problem.
If you prefer hairy bodies – fine – you’re entitled to. But don’t you dare suggest that those who might enjoy these men are paedophiles.
Hair or not – these are men – and there’s no doubt about that. Please leave your offensive comments to yourself. People should be free to shave their pubic hair if they so desire.
Then, once again, in Corbin Fisher’s Dawson Fucks Ty, QCommenter Mike said, “It could have been a hot video, but they’re both too shaved. Not really into watching two little boys.” After that, enoughisenough decided that enough was enough and actually asked the QC editors to step in and silence Mike:
Mike – stop your f*cking outrageous comments.
QC editor – can you please remove him. The lack of pubic hair on these men does not make them “little boys”.
If Mike is seeing little boys when he looks at these men, then that’s his problem and he should seek treatment, rather than accusing QC viewers of being paedophiles.
Enough is enough. This hairy vs smooth debate has moved from boring to offensive.
Whenever a hot porn actor decides to shear off his bush, we tend to get QComments from people like Mike calling the boys pre-pubecent and, thus, insinuating that their fans are all pedophiles; but we don’t take it seriously and definitely don’t think anyone should get too offended. We tend to chuckle it off as a hyperbolic way of preferring men au naturale.
And even if man-scaping has the added benefit of making men look younger, what’s wrong with that? The models are all over 18 anyway, so there’s no harm, no matter what Mike or anyone says. But maybe Mike would prefer the guys at Hairy Boyz or Butch Dixon. Meanwhile, enoughisenough, have you checked out the smooth studs at QC Twinks recently? There’s really so much to love.
It makes since, so near to the National Equality March in the United States, that we had some political QComments this last week. During a search through the QC archives, Jim happened upon an old QueerClique post of Matuatama doing a public toilet wank. Sadly, the video’s unavailable since the old QClique went down with it, but QCommenter Okami responded to the QComments that jerking off in a public restroom “does the gay ‘community’ no favours”, and QCommenter Mark added “And then we wonder why people in “middle-America” don’t embrace us!” The entire QConversation is worth reading, but Jim picks up where it left off:
Who cares is “middle America” embraces “us”. You who worry about that have simply embraced the moronic moral values of a mindless herd of cattle that is “middle America” or fundamentalist Islam, Christian, or whatever envelope you care to trap yourself in. I’m tired of assimilating little weaklings like Okami and Mark.
A few of the QCommenters also wondered if the whole scene wasn’t rehearsed beforehand, which is always a question in porn—how much is real and how much is fake? Take Sean Cody’s Trent for instance. He said that he’s training for the Olympics. But that raised the eyebrow of many a reader, because how many other ripped Olympians have you seen in gay porn? Kenny noticed and doubts its veracity:
Something about this makes me doubt that this story’s for real. I mean, there are some guys that’ll sit there and just spin a story either because it makes them look better or because the photographers thought it’d make them look better. Either way, if this guy were seriously training for the Olympics, I doubt he’d allow himself to have pornographic pictures taken of him, if he had any shred of common sense.
So, Trent’s story made be full of bull, but we’ve got another story that’s 100% true, that of Mike from EnglishLads.com who got suspended from his job teaching PE at a UK grammar school for doing a JO vid. QCommenter opinion has been split on whether Mike should be fired for being in porn, but dammitman lands squarely in support of Mike, and calls out regular QCommenters Stevedenver and euan in the process:
“Stevedenver” and “euan” – It’s not like he killed somebody. OF COURSE he can teach, and he should. You make it sound like there’s something wrong with sexual expression, and with sex in general. At what point do we decide that how one conducts himself in his off work hours is somehow relevant to the skills and qualifications necessary to his profession? The guy’s ability to get it up and get it off in no way impacts his ability to teach class. Raise your hand if you’re a complete moron and you think there was actually a risk that he might have whipped it out in front of his students…………You both represent the disturbingly regressive views regarding sex in western society which have taken hold in the last 25 years, and your comments paint you to be short sighted boobs. For the (legal) record, google Lou Zivkovich, a high school phys ed teacher who posed nude in Playgirl magazine, and he (wrongly) lost his job for it, thanks to the Puritan Sex Ethic at work. He SUED the school district and a state appeals court ruled that teachers who pose nude cannot be fired for it. But, of course, that was 35 years ago, when people were still thinking. Please, please, don’t have children if these are the dualistic and repressed attitudes you will pass on. The last thing the world needs is more uptight phobes who love their dirty sex but who think the standards for others’ behaviors should be subject to a “higher” moral requirement.
While we’re not fans of dammitman’s name calling, he raises an interesting argument. Should someone’s sexual life impinge on their professional life? It’s come up a handful of times. A big difference between Stevedenver, euan, and other lovers of dirty sex is that they’re not putting their private sex lives publicly on the internet—so it’s not a question of morality, but of judgement. That’s not to say dirty fuckers can’t make awesome role models or that Mike’s employers aren’t puritanical prudes, it’s just that porn stars aren’t known for their moral fortitude. Fair or not, widespread prejudice is something you gotta consider when deciding to get in bed with pornographers.
Talking about porno actors being made to do things against their will, last week we featured a photo series from on-again off-again porn performer Jason Adonis. You may recall that the gay-for-pay porn icon recently suffered a mental breakdown from having to fuck too many men. Well, he’s back (for now anyway), but for I don’t like fence-sitters, Adonis the prince has turned back into a toad:
Mr. Adonis, you are a grow-ass man now. Nobody forcing you to do stuff that’s repulsive to you. If you want tacos instead of those hot dogs you having, go make some on your own. Your parents are no longer responsible for your own choice anymore.
Awesome! We love junk food-sex metaphors! Especially when your parents are the ones making you eat it! It seems that the only dick Adonis is still comfortable handling is his own, which is OK in a high-school sorta way, but if ever wants to worm his way back into our hearts, it’s gonna have to be through the back door.
Lastly, we have 3 knowledgeable readers with strong opinions about their favorite porn performers. QCommenter Jeremy just let his Sean Cody subscription run out (tsk, tsk…), just in time to miss Dennis and Pete’s breath-taking performance. Now that he’s seen the shots on QC, he’s regretting the slow downward spiral that his life has taken since his subscription expired:
Dammit, why does my subscription to Sean Cody expired before this ultimate masturbation’s video comes out? But I need this, esp after I knocked myself with 5 drinks while an old creep flirted with me on the bar last night. Lotion and hand towel, here I come!
Let his story serve as a lesson to your other readers. We’d help you renew your Sean Cody subscription, Jeremy except that our hands our busy jerking-off to their mind-blowingly awesome porn. You wouldn’t want us to hand over a lube and smegma-covered credit card, would you? Oh wait… you would? Hmmm…
It seems like Mo has kept his subscription to Corbin Fisher current. At least current enough to critique their latest release featuring Simon fucking Trent. Not only does he think that Simon might be related to another one of Corbin Fisher’s performers, but he’s seen the likes of Trent somewhere else as well (specifically, doing age-inappropriate cruising in public):
As a longtime CF subscriber, Simon’s face reminds me of Logan, one of CF’s first stars back in the day. Maybe its his younger brother? What has been this Queerclick obsession with “bro porn” recently, anyway? Not judging, but every other post someone is like “They must be related!!!”. I guess I just did the same thing, so I’m guilty as charged as well.
As for Trent, god bless, him, he’s always just kind of “there” in these videos to get fucked, give BJs, etc… Hes a hard worker, but he just isn’t on the caliber of most CF guys. Plus he looks about 33, which would be fine if the site weren’t for “college guys”. He’s like that guy that cruises around campus years after he graduated!!!
We just love it when QCommenters show that they really know their porn! kc impressed us this week as well when he showed us just how well he knew Rico, a reality star who appeared on Straight Guys for Gay Eyes:
He was one of my favorites. He lasted on I Love New York more than 2 weeks. He seemed like a nice guy wiht no drama. He got booted because he called her his “little negrita”. Which in his culture was endearing. However, New York and her mom didn’t see it that way. I will look at Jack Cruise as a hero if he can get him to gay for pay. My fantacy is to see quite a few of the guys from I Love New York naked. There were alot of hotties on that show.
And how! Makes us hungry for a New York hot dog! Wanna share, Jason Adonis? No, we forgot, you’d probably prefer a taco. Oh well, we’ll have to enjoy this street meat all on our own. But while we’re doing that, thanks again to all our wonderful QCommenters who keep QC fun and interesting. Please leave your QComments this week and check back next week to see who’s in the Top 10!
