The 2010 Men On A Mission Calendar Features 12 Hot, Soon-To-Be Excommunicated Mormons

Once when we were in high school, a drunk queen who called himself “our uncle” stood outside the hot tub to tell us all about the Mormon church. “Oh, you see those missionaries in their little helmets, slacks and ties,” he said, narrowing his eyes while drinking a wine cooler, “but you know that at the end of the day, they take off all that shit and do each other in the ass.”
We weren’t even talking about Mormons up to that point, but his comment forever altered our thinking about those boys on their bikes. The next time they knocked on our front door, we prayed they’d soon be knocking at our back doors too.
Heavenly Father has finally answered our prayers! While the missionaries in Mormons Exposed Men on a Mission Calendar aren’t gay per se, they sure know how to make a gay guy think sinful thoughts. The calendar’s creator even got excommunicated from the church as a result.
And while none of the calendar boys have gotten the boot yet, there’s still a chance that the church elders may find the calendar too steamy for this world and cast it into Mormon Hell (which is a lot like living in a Utah suburb).
You can check out some of the other models at the Mormons Exposed webpage, clicking on the missionary, and hovering your cursor over their pictures. We’d certainly go missionary for them… yow!
Via Sticky
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