PataPORN With Chinpoko

Only two posts left this year. Holy Semen Shooting Batman, have we got some porn to unload on you this weekend! It’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!

Drake Rock: Damien Rockford – Measuring Up
Finally, someone is putting some attention where attention is due—Damien Rockford’s massive cock.
I’ll be honest and say that I was sold before I even watched this video…sold. It’s no secret that I’m a size queen. And Rockford’s cock is definitely a hall of fame dick begging to be sucked.
Yet while watching this video, I was surprised by how quickly I got turned on. Yes, even for me! Who knew that watching someone measure his cock was so hot? But it was, it was so yummy yum yum! To see Rockford take his time and caress that schlong of his just made me wetter and wetter.
Hottest post of the week!

Tim Tales: Tim in December
I just love Tim from Tim Tales. I know I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again—I love him. In fact, I really dig his site all together. However, this posts worries me. So I decided to write Tim a letter:
Dear Tim,
This is Chinpoko. I’m not even going to tell you who I am, because of COURSE you know and adore me. I would tell you that your love for me is unique, but honestly all my fans love me passionately—call it an occupation hazard, I guess. Poor me.
Tim, I wanted to let you know that I think you’re incredibly hot. You are such a guy’s guy that loves to fuck guys; hence, when I watch you, I feel like you’re not a pornstar—you’re more like my hot next door neighbor that I actually might have a chance to hook up with. Yes, it’s a fantasy but it’s my fantasy. (Although, if you did live next door to me, you would want me to bone you because well, I’m one of the most beautiful cocks in the world. I have pageant crowns and crystal studded cock rings to prove it.)
So this is my worry, Tim: I appreciate that you’re working out, but don’t become a gym bunny. We have those. Look at Cody Cummings. Look at Leo Giamani. Look at Rosie O’Donnell. I don’t want—actually no—we (your fans) don’t want you to lose the thing we love about Tim Tales…and that’s you Tim.
I hope this letter finds your plunging a guy with your hot tool.
In horniness,
Chinpoko
P.S. I’ll never let go Tim…I’ll never let go.

Titan Men: Tony Buff
I gotta say I don’t get it.
Tony Buff’s a gorgeous masculine guy and that cock of his has got some beautiful girth.
Still, I just don’t get the whole “sucking a dick until you throw up” thing. Is it me or am I just weird? Look. If someone’s sucking me, I don’t want him to get sick on me. Yes yes, I realize that I like to stick it up fella’s poop shoot, but seeing someone blow chunks on me is so not hot. I’d rather just see them blow.
But hey, I’m sure somewhere up in heaven Karen Carpenter approves.

Drake Rock: Addicted to CUM!
What a way to shoot into the New Year! Drake Rock has compiled his favorite cum shots and it’s just an edgefest waiting to be had.
I got admit that my favorite clips are the snowballing scenes, which are ridiculously hot. I mean, you’d think seeing guys cum over and over for 40 minutes would get boring…but it doesn’t… pata, pata!
So next week, is a big post, dear Chinpoko fans! It’s the last post of the year! And get ready because next week I’m deciding hot the top 5 hottest posts of the year! So in the meantime, let your anticipation build and get out there and get turned on!