Do You Like Unicorns? You Won’t…

Rid your mind of the idea that unicorns are peaceful, gentle creatures who drink moonbeams and cry peach soda. Some of them are mega-ripped, bikini brief wearing, stallions of anger just waiting to cut a bitch with samurai swords! This uncorn doesn’t want your wishes, fairy kisses, or sweet dreams. He’s gonna drink your milkshake and then stab your ass, plain and simple. So better watch your step next time you decide to set foot in the enchanted forest, sucka!