Steve Cruz Sells Airport Security On Late Night With Conan O’Brien… Kinda

QC Porn favorite, Steve Cruz, made an appearance on Late Night With Conan O’Brien tonight…or at least his picture did. Conan used it to hawk a fake pre-airport security service called “Security Fluffer” that will help you undergo a full-body scan with security, pride, and a huge bulge.
But according to Cruz, Conan’s got the wrong idea about the fringe benefits of gay porn. Conan may have also outed the star to his mother’s friends:

LOL! Excuse me? Despite what most people assume about my ‘cushy’ job the one thing we don’t get is a fluffer. Wouldn’t it be nice?!
Makes for an interesting skit on Conan. I don’t know about you but the Tonight Show makes the idea of an airport blow job at the security check point seem pretty hot.

Air travel post Underwear Bomber— we now get padded down. Or at least Bruno and I did on the way home from LAX last week… I swear I felt a grope. I wasn’t sure of he was looking for explosives or taking my inseam.

Anyway… my mother is going to be wrecked when I tell her I made the Tonight Show. She’s been telling all her friends I’m an ‘underwear’ model. —Whoops!

It’s no wonder an airport cop tried to cop a feel. Cruz is lucky the cop didn’t mistake his cock for a deadly weapon—we’ve seen Cruz assault more than a few men with it. Of course, if they’d taken Cruz in for an anal cavity search, they’d have had to give him a reach-around just to stop his moaning.