You May Be A Butt Pirate, But Does Your Cock Have A Matching Outfit?

Halloween may be over, but that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t still dress up to get laid. You’re all dolled up, but what about the little you? Just turn to DapperDicks.com and get your cock a costume. Dress up your dick like a doctor, a cowboy (rodeo rider), a soldier, a fireman or into proper butt pirate with a matching hat and vest… maybe have him swab a poop deck or two. The internal lycra expands for any girth and even lesbians can put them on their strap-ons. At $35 a pop, you can’t afford NOT to buy them!
Thanks to The Sword for the video.