All Things Queer: Chimp Face-Rapes Frog

We enjoy sharing the wonders of the animal kingdom with you. Like that one video of a walrus sucking its own dick…magical. Well, here’s a heart-warming video of a chimp face-raping a frog. It may seem brutal, but haven’t we all done the same to men of our own species?
And besides, viewed positively, the chimp and frog are merely expressing a little interspecies love, a little “jungle fever”, if you will. But no matter what you call it, Kermit had better watch his tight green ass, because if Mr. Bananas has his way, Kermie’s face will become the rape-ape’s Fleshjack.
We also found another video of a frog/chimp blowjob, one that’s a bit more brutal. And it lead us to wonder where the hell are these chimps finding these poor frogs? Is there a hallway between the monkey house and the reptile exhibit? Is the zookeeper playing matchmaker? Why is the chimp’s penis shaped like a scrawny carrot? And why do chimps seem to rape every new frog they find? Hmmm… so many questions. Where’s Jane Goodall when you need her?
And if all this has disturbed you, here’s a friendly video of a chimp giving a toad a piggyback ride—see? Sometimes the toad gets to be the top.