Harry Potter And The Outcasts Of Hogwarts

Well bless our robes and wands, fellow muggles! If Hogwarts gets any gayer, it’s gonna need it’s own QC fan club page. First, Daniel Radcliffe shows off his penis (and even considers getting a woody on Broadway). Then Harry faces off against the Black Leather Cunt and the Underage Blowjob.
Cedric Diggory and Cormac McLaggen started dancing naked in the boy’s dormitory. Finally, it just got too big for QC alone and the Griffyndor gayness spread into Men Over 30’s Hairy Potter and Dominic Ford’s 3-D Harry Potter Porn Spoof featuring Matthew Rush and Eddie Diaz!
Well now, here’s the latest installment, “Harry Potter And The Outcasts Of Hogwarts.” Apparently Harry’s made some new friends and they’re curiously interested in his wand. We’ve heard it’s 13 inches, but they won’t believe it until they see it for themselves. It’s going to be a magical ride when these two queenie Gryffindors finally get a handle on Harry Potter’s big secret. Not even an invisibility cloak could hide his broomstick.