QCA Comedy Quickie: Buy John Leguizamo’s Balls

Ever been told to “man-up and grow a pair?” We have (thanks, grandma). But testicles don’t grow on trees, y’know. That’s where openly bisexual comedian John Leguizamo steps in and has he got a deal for you! He’s gonna give you a pair of brass-hard balls and even throw in the veins and the hair for free. Now you can let your ass slappers and good fellas hang with pride! Now go ask for that raise and start shit with that turd burglar who’s been giving you the fuck-eye at the local—kickass!

May 14, 2010 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment