We’ve Got Several Dirty Jobs For Mike Rowe

Studly working man Mike Rowe is the host of Discovery’s Dirty Jobs, a show in which he shoves his arm shoulder-deep into cow anuses, crawls through pipelines filled with sewage, and manually masturbates animals for artificial insemination—marry us now! On top of that, he’s friendly and butch and a bit of a muscular bear who’s obviously packing heat. Just look at him in those boxer briefs… yum!
We found this great shot of him sporting a mooseknuckle in khaki shorts and we just had to zoom in and imagine the dirty jobs we’d like to give him. We’d start with a filthy blowjob to make sure that his naughty bits get licked clean. We might even muck around his manhole and masturbate his one-eyed trouser snake, just to brush up on our skills. A handjob, a blowjob, and a rimjob all in one? He’s like a one-man employment office. Sure it’s dirty work, but someone’s gotta do it!
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